| THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE FRISBEE |
- 1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a frisbee straining
to get under a car.
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- 2. The higher the quality of the catch the greater the probability
of a crummy rethrow. (good catch=bad throw)
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- 3. One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than, "Watch This!".
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- 4. The higher the cost of hitting any object the greater the certainty
it will be struck.
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- 5. The best catches are never seen.
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- 6. The greatest single aid to distance is for the frisbee to be
going in the wrong direction. (goes the wrong way=goes a long way)
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- 7. The most powerful hex words in the world of sport are, "I
really have this down, watch". (Know it =blow it)
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- 8. In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor
blades could be attached.
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- 9. The greater your need to make a good catch the greater the probability
your partner will deliver his worst throw.
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- 10. The single most difficult move with a frisbee is to put it down.
(just one more throw)
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| Notes on the material appearing on this page: |
- Created, edited or updated on: 05.11.99
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known
- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 6
(think about these the next time you toss one)
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