- Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
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- Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don't need to heat hot
water?
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- Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?
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- Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?
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- What do they pack Styrofoam in?
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- Why did God give men nipples?
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- If buttered toast always lands butter-side down, and a cat always
lands on it's feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast
on the back of a cat?
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- Is grass really greener on the other side?
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- Do boxer shorts box?
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- Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
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- If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?
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- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a
pan?
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- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
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- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?
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- Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
on the doors?
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- If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
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- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights,
what happens?
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- You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the
protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"
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- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called
a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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- Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address,
you turn the radio down?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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