- I'm glad I'm a man, yes I am, I am king
- I don't live off of berries, bob-bons, and rings
- I don't brag to my girlfriends about my infections
- I won't talk to the blind man, concerning directions
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- I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could yell
- I don't shave my hair, wax, or use gel
- I don't buy wonder bras, or girdles or such
- And I don't beg for money to enlarge my bust
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- I'm glad I'm a man, of that I am proud
- I'm not all bitchy, annoying and loud
- I won't try to squeeze in jeans three sizes too small
- My credit card is still good when I leave from the mall
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- Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see
- I can pee standing up, sitting down, or in a tree
- I don't believe every ad with the word free
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- I won't drink diet coke, or eat a rice cake
- There's no silicone here, my chest isn't fake
- My face isn't "lifted," my bra isn't stuffed
- I do what's proper, I leave the toilet seat up
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- It doesn't take hours to fix up my hair
- I don't see the need to use the bathroom in pairs
- I won't throw a tirade and then blame PMS
- I'm a man, and I'm glad I can deal with my stress
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- I have intuition, I never get lost
- I share household duties, I won't try to be boss
- I'm a man and with that comes a high sense of class
- I won't wear a swimsuit that rides up my ass
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- I won't go out at night in a black leather skirt
- Then slap anybody who just tries to flirt
- You crazy women scare me, you have lots of gall
- To make Lorena a hero for hacking off balls
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- I won't cry like a baby when Bambi gets shot
- I don't make up false places, like the famous "G-spot"
- I'm a man of high faith, its my right to command
- The bible and God say all women must serve under man
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- I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true
- I'm glad I'm a man and not a woman like you
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