| I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO WORKS |
- There are 240 million people in America.
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- But 100 million are over 65.
- And 90 million are under 21.
- That leaves 50 million to do the work.
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- But 18 million are in the armed forces.
- That leaves 32 million to do the work.
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- But 6 million are on welfare.
- That leaves 26 million to do the work.
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- But 15 million work for the government.
- That leaves 11 million to do the work.
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- But 10 million are in school.
- That leaves 1 million to do the work.
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- But 750,000 are sick or disabled.
- That leaves 250,000 to do the work.
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- But last week 249,998 people were in jail.
- That leaves 2 people to do all the work, and you don't do that much.
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- No wonder I'm so tired!
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