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101 FAILED JELLY BELLY FLAVORS
1. Virgin Mary's cherry
2. Pepperoni pizzazz
3. Hominy heaven
4. Tiger testicle
5. Blood
6. Yeast infection
7. Blue cheese
8. Banana spit
9. Rocky toad
10. Deodorant cake
11. Booger
12. Salty slug
13. Green bean and cotton candy
14. Semen
15. Sea men
16. Pocket lint mint
17. Toe jam
18. Spam
19. Scrambled egg
20. Turds and whey
21. Opossum blossom
22. Moss
24. Mayonnaise craze
25. Tabasco fiasco
26. Marlboro swirl
27. Olean
28. Nuts and bolts
29. Mud pie
30. Turtles (not the candy)
31. Phlegm dandy
32. Steak and fleas
33. Onion
34. Thorax stacks
35. Sardine
36. Shrimp and sour cream dream
37. Diarrhea on the run
38. Gristle missile
39. Mike and dike
40. Fecal matter splatter
41. Octopus puss
42. Lard by the yard
43. Whorehouse floor
44. Lice and spice
45. Buttered popcorn (wait a minute... this one made it through)
46. Yak surprise
47. Dingle berry
48. Peanut butter and butter
49. Barstool gum
50. Hot ham and bees
51. Whiskey
52. Aardvark and shark
53. Carbon monoxide
54. Potpourri
55. Rattlesnake shake
56. Stagnant water
57. Mosquito burrito
58. Chocolate covered gerbil
59. Gangrene supreme
60. Toilet duck
61. Goose juice
62. Flesh wound
63. Endangered species pieces
64. Oreos and hoes
65. Spaghetti and feet balls
66. Rancid meat
67. Drunken bender splendor
68. Rusty nail
69. Sixty-nine
70. Crack pipe resin and raisins
71. Ring tailed lemur femur
72. Hunk o' skunk
73. Jock strap sweat
74. Funky monkey
75. Mountain spew
76. Ass
77. Triscuits and gravy
78. Bone marrow
79. Jack ass splash
80. Dr. Leper
81. Vinegar and oil
82. Salmon
83. Bit 'o bunny
84. Pukin' pumpkin
85. Watch-a-ma-crawl-it
86. Listerene
87. Shit kabob
88. Jailhouse cock
89. Gun powder
90. Afterbirth
91. Vaseline
92. Ingrown toenail fungus
93. Pasteruized processeed Llama
94. Crabs (the infection)
95. Bunion
96. Caramel covered clitoris
97. Chitterlings
98. Fudge dipped hair lip
99. Alka seltzer
100. Graphite
101. Jiffy-lube

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  • Created, edited or updated on: 06.05.99
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