| PROOF OF JESUS'S ROOTS |
- THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was
god.
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- THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was for a drink.
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- THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was always in trouble with the law.
3. His mother did not know who his real father was.
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- THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He took wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trade.
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- THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He had no permanent address.
3. Nobody would hire him.
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- THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS FROM CALIFORNIA:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.
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