- Jim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, and
after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.
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- Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department
store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. (The
sweetheart got the panties.) Without checking the contents, Jim sealed
his package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note.
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- Dearest Darling,
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- This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten you this
Christmas. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit
of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your
younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but
she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate
shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had worn
for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them
on and she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you the first
time. No doubt, other men's hands will come in contact with them before
I have the chance to see you again. When you take them off blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope
you like them and will wear them for me next Friday night.
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- All My Love,
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- Jimmy
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- P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming
year. Also, the sales girl showed me how they look when worn in the latest
style - folded down with the fur showing.
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