- Some grade school teachers must agree with
that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have
written in papers. Here are a few examples:
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- The future of "I give" is "I take."
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- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
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- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
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- A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing
the population.
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- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
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- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set
foot.
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- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
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- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing
it through an aviator.
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- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
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- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.
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- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the
top and you sit on the bottom.
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- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get
our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
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- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
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- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly
constipated authorities.
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- One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
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- To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until
it drips into the throat.
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- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
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- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious
feelings.
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- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at
the top and plural at the bottom.
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- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
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- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and
up the other.
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- In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
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- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
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- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.
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- A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in
the winter.
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