- Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Frankfort, Kentucky
burned down?
A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
A new law recently passed in Eastern Kentucky: When a couple gets divorced,
they're still brother and sister.
Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
A: I-65.
Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey
Tommy Dean, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
Q: What do a divorce in Eastern Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane
in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned
the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on
fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Q: Why do folks in Eastern Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of
18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
Q: What do you get when you have 32 Eastern Kentuckians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: What's long and hard on a Kentucky football player?
A: First grade
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