| TYPES OF MUSIC DEFINED |
- JAZZ: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
- BLUES: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
- WORLD MUSIC: A dozen different types of percussion all going at
once.
- OPERA: People singing when they should be talking.
- RAP : People talking when they should be singing.
- CLASSICAL: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV
ad.
- FOLK: Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
- BIG BAND: 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
- HEAVY METAL: Codpiece and chaps
- HOUSE MUSIC: OK as long as it's not the house next door.
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- Created, edited or updated on: 05.23.99
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- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 6
(don't forget ALTERNATIVE: Hundreds of pissed off kids yelling about things
they read about that might happen to them when they grow up)
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