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Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
 
Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
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The New York Times, November 22
 
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
The Los Angeles Times, November 2
 
'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
 
Alcohol ads promote drinking
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Malls try to attract shoppers
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Official: Only rain will cure drought
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Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
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Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Newsday, July 11
 
Man shoots neighbor with machete
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Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
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Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
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Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
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Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
The Oregonian, January 28
 
Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
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Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
 
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
 
Economist uses theory to explain economy
Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
 
Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
 
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
 
Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
The Chicago Tribune, March 5
 
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce, April 20
 
Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
 
Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
 
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
 
Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

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