| YOU MIGHT BE GETTING OLD IF... |
- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
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- The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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- You feel like the night before, and you haven't been anywhere.
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- Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
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- You get winded playing cards.
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- You join a health club and don't go.
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- You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
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- You look forward to a dull evening.
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- You need glasses to find your glasses.
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- You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
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- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
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- Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
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- Your back goes out more than you do.
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- You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine
chest.
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- You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
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- YOU WONDER WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T USE THIS SIZE PRINT.
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| Notes on the material appearing on this page: |
- Created, edited or updated on: 05.11.99
- Copyright information: Copyright holder not
known
- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 6
(I'm getting old so this shit isn't funny)
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