| OXYMORONS |
- advanced basic
- alone together
- amateur expert
- baby grand (piano)
- black light
- brief survey
- Cherokee Pioneer
- civil war
- Congressional ethics
- criminal justice
- crisis management
- deafening silence
- death Benefits
- divorce court
- Dodge Ram
- down escalator
- dry wine
- elementary calculus
- evaporated milk
- extra time
- fast idle
- flexible freeze (economics)
- freezer burn
- fresh frozen
- friendly argument
- gourmet pizza
- governmental efficiency
- great depression
- guest host
- half full (also half empty)
- honest crook
- hopelessly optimistic
- idiot savant
- industrial park
- irate patient
- jumbo shrimp
- lean pork
- Light-Heavyweight
- live recording
- mandatory option
- marijuana initiative
- medium large
- mild abrasive
- military intelligence
- minor disaster
- Mobil station
- no-good do-gooder!
- old news
- organized mess
- original copy
- partially completed
- passive aggression
- peacekeeper missile
- perfect idiot
- plastic glasses
- pretty ugly
- random logic (fuzzy logic)
- rap music
- Renegade Lawmakers (from CNN during the battle in Moscow.)
- scheduled spontaneity (from a Franklin time management class.)
- second best
- singular relationship
- standard deviation
- student teacher
- sure bet
- sweet sorrow
- terribly nice
- turbo diesel
- unacceptable solution
- work party
- working vacation
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- Created, edited or updated on: 05.16.99
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known
- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 6
(our silly language, at it again)
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