| POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR WOMEN |
- She does not:
GET PMS
She becomes:
HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
-
- She does not have:
A KILLER BODY
She is:
GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR
-
- She is not:
A BAD COOK
She is:
MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
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- She is not:
A BAD DRIVER
She is:
AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
-
- She is not:
EASY
She is:
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
-
- She does not:
CUT YOU OFF
She becomes:
HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
-
- She does not:
HATE SPORTS ON TV
She is:
ATHLETICALLY BIASED
-
- She does not:
WORK OUT TOO MUCH
She is an:
ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER
-
- She is not:
HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She is:
MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
-
- She is not:
COLD OR FRIGID
She is:
THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
-
- She does not:
WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She is:
COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
-
- She will never:
GAIN WEIGHT
She will become:
A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
-
- She is not:
A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She is:
VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
-
- Her breast will never:
SAG
They will become:
GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED
-
- She does not have:
BIG HAIR
She is:
OVERLY AEROSOLED
-
- She is not:
TOO SKINNY
She is:
SKELETALLY PROMINENT
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- Created, edited or updated on: 06.09.99
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