- "I think we will have to drop the charges, the evidence won't
stand up in court."
- The prosecuting attourney in the Bobbit trial
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- "Well, they were right, it does taste like chicken."
- - One of the survivors of the Himalayan plane crash
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- "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
- - Ben Franklin, the moment he discovered electricity
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- "Ow, ow, hey, ow, fuck off, stop it, ow, ow, stop it!"
- - Rodney King
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- "Maybe we should tie one end down...ya think?"
- - An observer of the first (failed) Bungee jump
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- "Maybe we should use something elastic...ya think?"
- - Same observer at the second (failed) Bungee jump
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- "Hoooooooollllllllyyyyyyyyyy Shhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt !!!"
- - The first person to ever atempt Bungee jumping
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- "My legs! Arghhh! My fucking legs!!!!!"
- - The second person to ever attempt Bungee jumping
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- "Now what the fuck do I do?"
- - The Russian cosmonaut after the collapse of the Soviet Union
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- "What the hell are you trying to say?"
- - Any dog looking at its owner
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- "I still can't understand why anyone buys this shit."
- - The brewers at Labatt, discussing 50
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- "Wow, some lady walked into my room, picked me up, and put
her breast in my mouth. I liked it!"
- - A baby boys first tangeable thought
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- "What the..."
- - Famous last words of anyone stepping out in front of a truck
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- "No, I didn't mean I believe I am Jesus Christ, I meant I believe
*IN* Jesus Christ!"
- - David Koresh, trying to get his ass out of the fire
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- "Uh, just kidding!?!"
- - David Koresh, still trying to get his ass out of the fire
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- "Guess I shouldn't have pissed them off."
- - Saddam Hussein, talking to one of his advisors, right before the
Americans attacked
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- "What pretty lights!"
- - Any deer, any highway, late at night
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- "Get me a bitch, I'm really horny!"
- - What Lassie was really trying to say when Timmy fell down the
well
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- "Watch me pull up nice and close to this iceberg."
- - The captain of the Titanic, trying to impress on of the female
passengers
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- "Rats! Big Motherfucking Rats!"
- - Walt Disney, when asked what his vision for Disney World was
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