| IF MEN RE-WROTE THE RULES |
- Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
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- Rule # 2 If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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- Rule # 3 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
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- Rule # 4 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us
take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
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- Rule # 5 Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we
know how pretty you are?
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- Rule # 6 Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come
out.
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- Rule # 7 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
want it done -- not both.
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- Rule # 8 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials or time-outs.
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- Rule # 9 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither
do we.
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- Rule # 10 Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their
right to complain about having their chest stared at.
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- Rule # 11 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto
the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
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- Created, edited or updated on: 06.04.99
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- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 5
(and if you don't want to get on top and do some work, you lose the right
to complain when we fall asleep afterwards)
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