- 15. "How about a little Puck?"
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- 14. "Of course, 'Romeo and Gertrude' is just a working title.
I might be persuaded to change it for you, M'Lady."
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- 13. "Et tu, Cutie?"
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- 12. "Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?"
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- 11. "If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of
beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?"
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- 10. "Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with
two backs?"
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- 9. "My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent."
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- 8. "Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest I'd spend
the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean."
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- 7. "Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?"
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- 6. "Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! I'm merely happy
to cast eyes upon thy beauty!"
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- 5. "Greetings to you, fair sailor."
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- 4. "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?"
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- 3. "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?"
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- 2. "O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let
me divine thy weight."
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- 1. "Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question."
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