- Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
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- Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong
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- Arizona: Dehyd-rific
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- Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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- California: As Seen on TV
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- Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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- Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
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- Delaware: (this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small
to have a
motto?)
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- Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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- Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
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- Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum,
But Leave Your Money)
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- Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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- Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
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- Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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- Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
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- Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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- Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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- Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
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- Maine: Cheap Lobster
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- Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
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- Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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- Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
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- Minnesota: For Sale
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- Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
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- Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
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- Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
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- Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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- Nevada: Whores and Poker
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- New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
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- New Jersey: You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right
Here
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- New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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- New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right
to an Attorney
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- North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
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- North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur
Bones
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- Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
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- Oklahoma: Like the Play...Only No Singing
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- Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
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- Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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- Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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- South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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- South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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- Tennessee: The Educashun State
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- Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
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- Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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- Vermont: Yep
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- Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
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- Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers
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- Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor
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- West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really
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- Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
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- Wyoming: Wynot
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