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SUESS BOOKS THAT WERE NEVER WRITTEN
The Cat in the Blender
Are You My Proctologist?
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Feels a Ho
The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
The Bitch Set Me Up
I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Hop On Mom
Oh, the Place You'll Scratch and Sniff!
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches

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  • Created, edited or updated on: 05.19.99
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  • $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 10 (I'm hurting over here)
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