- Here's an easy game to play.
- Here's an easy thing to say:
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- If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
- And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
- And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
- Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
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- If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
- And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
- And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
- Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
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- You can't say this?
- What a shame sir!
- We'll find you
- Another game sir.
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- If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
- Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
- But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
- That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
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- And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
- So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
- Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
- 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
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- When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
- And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
- Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
- Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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