| CALIFORNIA DRIVING TEST ANSWERS |
- The following are a sampling of REAL answers
received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's
driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
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- Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
- A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop
at the same time?
- A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
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- Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
car?
- A: Always wear a condom.
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- Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- A: Your car.
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- Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- A: Be too shit faced to find your keys.
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- Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
- A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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- Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
- A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
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- Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and
a flashing yellow traffic light?
- A: The color.
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- Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
- A: Heavy psychedelics.
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- Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- A: Carry loaded weapons.
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- Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.
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| Notes on the material appearing on this page: |
- Created, edited or updated on: 05.11.99
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- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 6
(they probably thought they were correct)
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