- A bus station is where a bus stops. A Train station is where a train
stops. and on my desk i have a work station....
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be called FedUp?
- I believe that five out of four have trouble with fractions.
- If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would the police charge it with
battery?
- I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
- If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up
with "Quit while you're ahead?"
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on Driver's Licenses of bald men?
- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why do they call it Department of Interior when they are in charge
of everything outdoors?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
- Why is "you ain't shit" an insult?
- Are church mice quiet because they know where they are?
- If a psychic popped a Prozac, would there be a happy medium?
- Does Donald Trump get confused when he's playing Euchre?
- How can you be smarter than you think?
- When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, is he having a bad day?
- Why does that 5th dentist keep refusing to endorse Colgate?
- Why don't thrift stores sell second hand smoke?
- Why do we type stuff up, but write stuff down?
- Shouldn't it be "Roses are Red, Violets are Violet?"
- If you're not mad, why would you need to get even?
- Isn't seven years bad luck a little harsh?
- Can you return a mail order bride?
- If you let the best man win, won't the groom be mad?
- If I were to run back and forth across the International Dateline,
would I stay young forever?
- Do horses get so hungry they could eat a human?
- Why does bouncing a check sound so fun?
- If they'll work for food, what will they do for a Klondike bar?
- What do doormats get treated like?
- Is there a "Murphy's Prison"?
- Do Martians have a candy bar named "Earth"?
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