- Memo to all students:
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- In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
From students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying
to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other school. If you feel that
you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.
- on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately
placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially
skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
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- Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to
take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they
graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full
of S.H.I.T. already.
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- If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.
S.H.I.T.).
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- For students who are intending to pursue a career in management
and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to
manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
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- If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
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- Thank you,
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- BOSS IN GENERAL
- SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
- (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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