- 1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.
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- 2. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
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- 3. If it moves, KILL IT!
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- 4. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
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- 5. One lone "good guy" can defeat an indeterminate number
of "bad guys."
- "Bad guys" move in predictable patterns.
- Except for "bosses," most "bad guys" can be
dispatched with one hit.
- You often fare better against a large mob of "bad guys"
then against a "boss" in one on one combat.
- 6. "Bosses" always hire henchmen weaker then they are
to do their 'muscle work'.
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- 7. If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.
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- 8. You can smash things and get away with it.
- Smashing things doesn't hurt.
- Many nice things are hidden inside other things.
- 9. Cybernetics are our friends.
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- 10. When driving, you can knock other vehicles off the road and
get away with it.
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- 11. If someone dies, they disappear.
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- 12. Money is frequently found lying on the streets.
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- 13. All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry.
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- 14. If you get mad enough, you can fight even better than normal.
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- 15. If it's on the ground, you should get it.
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- 16. Repulsive, ugly, cannibalistic, evil beings have just as much
right to be loved as heroic fighters.
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- 17. The operation of a weapon is a simple and obvious procedure.
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- 18. You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
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- 19. No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
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- 20. Death is reversible (but only for you!).
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- 21. Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently.
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- 22. Whenever huge fat evil men are about to die, they begin flashing
red or yellow.
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- 23. When you are born, you drop out of the sky (a stork?) and are
completely invincible for a short time.
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- 24. Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly
in elaborate patterns which make it easier for you to shoot them all down.
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- 25. All martial (marital?) arts women wear revealing clothes and
have great bodies.
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- 26. All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions.
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- 27. The enemy always leaves weapons or powerups lying around for
no reason other than so their bitter enemy can pick them up and defeat
them with it.
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- 28. Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil. If it
doesn't, try and pick it up--- it was probably a powerup or bonus.
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- 29. Carpe diem! You only live three times!
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- 30. The most powerful fighters always wait until you have achieved
a near-impossible, flawless win record and/or killed a certain number of
opponents before they appear in your presence and beat the crap out of
you.
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- 31. You sustain injury if you shoot innocents.
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- 32. 200 - 1 odds against you is NOT a problem.
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- 33. Gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the
same names.
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- 34. When racing vehicles, do not worry if your vehicle crashes and
explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.
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