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SOME OF THE MANY NAMES FOR THE PENIS
Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Granite Edifice
One-Eyed Fred
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Meat Wrench
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
Johnson
Trouser Snake
Tool
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Pocket Rocket
One Hole Friction Whistle
The Pink Oboe
Purple-Helmeted Warrior
Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impaler
The bald-headed champion

 Notes on the material appearing on this page:
  • Created, edited or updated on: 05.15.99
  • Copyright information: Copyright holder not known
  • $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 5 (I'm a guy so these aren't too funny, I like my penis name better... "little $idekick")
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