J: Hey Pounce! How’d it go with Saph?
P: *eyes her curiously* Do you have a cheesecake with you?
J: Okaaay….
P: *whining* Saph promised me a cheesecake! *pauses* NO! She promised me TWO cheesecakes!
J: Can I just get on with the interview?
P: Will you give me a cheesecake?
J: No.
P: Why not?
J: Because I said so. *sweetly* But if you’re good, I’ll make you some mouse pudding.
P: Ooooh! Okay! *settles down* Shoot.
J: What’s your favorite card game?
P: I loooove poker. But Misto always cheats, so it’s never any fun. Which reminds me…
J: Okay, next question. What…
P: *interrupting Jequenia* ‘OY! Tumble, you owe me 5 pounds from losing really stinkily in poker!
Tumblebrutus: Do not! I paid that off two months ago!
P: Did not!
T: Did too!
J: Guys? Why don’t you play a rematch?
T: Jolly good idea. Thanks, Jequenia.
P: *walking out* You are sooo gonna get clobbered.
T: Are not!
P: Are too!
J: *sighing wearily* So much for that interview.
P: Hey, Jequenia! You owe me a mouse pudding!
J: I know, but I never said when I’d make it.
P: Did too!
J: Did not!
P: Did too infinity!
J: Did not infinity!
And so concludes the joyous Pouncival interviews.
Saphinora: I hope you enjoyed our rather…disastrous attempt to have a sane conversation with Pouncival.
Jequenia: Come back soon! The shrine’s just starting to get good!
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