S stands for Saph and P stands for Pouncival in this interview
S: Hello Pouncival.
P: *suspicious* Hey Saph. What's going on? What's up with the tape recorder?
S: Um... I'm interviewing you?
P: I never agreed to do an interview! This is not in my contract for letting you build a shrine to me! *pause* For which I am ever grateful, by the way. *grins innocnetly*
S: Right. So can I please pretty please interview you?
P: *pouts* What's in it for me?
S: I expected this. *sighs* I'll give you a cheesecake?
P: *considers this tempting offer* Two cheesecakes!
S: Um... fine. Two cheesecakes. *getting a little worried because she knows next to nothing about boiling water, much less baking a cheesecake* So... Let's start the interview!
*Who Wants to be a Millionaire music is played in the bakcground*
S: First question... what's your favorite color?
P: Ooh, this is a hard one. Um... *squints his eyes and concentrates* I got it! Uh... blue!
S: *smiles* Cool! Mine too! Okay, next question...
P: No, wait! It's yellow!
S: *raises her eyebrows* Okay. Next question...
P: No! It's orange!
S; *sighs* Fine-
P: No, it's green! No, it's red! Oh no! *moans dramatically* I can't decide! *starts sobbing*
S: Pounce, look, it's okay. Just say you're undecided.
P: *sniffs* Okey doky. Undecided.
S: *grins, relieved* Great. No... what is it like being known as the Jellicle Clown?
P: Purple!
S; *confuzzled* Huh?
P: I figured it out! My favorite color is purple!
S: *smacks herself on the forehead* Okay, that's it, I'm done with this interivew. Whose idea was this anyways?
Jequenia: *points* Yours.
S: Whatever. I'm outta here! *dashes off, leaving her tape recorder behind*
*silence for a few minutes*
P: *pouts* What about my cheesecake?
