« Adam and Eve Fucking Again » There was an old couple who had a hard life, So poor they had no strife. They complained of vasoline and weed, For their curiosity they could not conceive. Their master came and had a surprise, But first there were whips and chain's that had no surmise. Touch the forbidden dick, And be showered of all they could wish. The count was smart, the count was wise, Because he had one who stuck his thingy in pies. The woman was tempted, she was tried, But with Adam and Eve she could not have vied. Temptation was great, temptation was strong, She could not hold out for very long. She opened the lips, she lifted the cock, Outflew the cum, and that drifted away into the air to mock. As long as you are plaguristic you can never be a better to Adam and Eve.