Please
Why must you pick on me? Have you no sympathy? I'm just tryin to get to school. I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me. So i'm alone in the car pool(lane). When i saw those flashing lights, when i heard you read my rights, i knew it wasn't gonna be my day... So, Officer please, don't ticket me my violation doesn't deserve a citation, Please, I won't bother you, so don't bother me, "Sorry son but its what i've got to do." I'm tired of these stupid rules. I've got to waste my day at traffic school, and on top of that I've got to pay a fine. The CHP likes to pick on me. They've got no sympathy. They're nothing but fat red neck swine. (Chorus)
