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I Hate Vincent Jones.

Hello, my name is Vincent Jones. I am a retard. I went out with this one hot chick named Shea for a whole year. I wanted to get in her pants. I broke up with her because of stupid reasons. But that’s okay. I just found out today that I’m going to be killed by a chick named Jennifer Trautman. This can’t be good. I guess I should have known that I wasn’t good enough for Shea in the first place.