tired of seeing stupid comics in the newspaper? well i am. here are some parodies to some comics i hate. here is how i grade humor types: 1.children jokes (jokes only kids would think is funny) 1.5. children/Mother/Old people jokes (like children jokes, except with harder vocabulary, parent/family/female situations and sometimes make fun of teens for being "hip", "rebelious", and "thinking the world revolves around them") 2.pre-teen jokes (the clean ones that are funny but contain no profanity, racism, violence or vulgarity [the diference between vulgarity and profanity is that vulgar means crude as in butt, piss, dick etc. and profanity is bad words such as fuck, shit, bitch etc.] but can still be funny most of the time) 3.Dad jokes (usually make fun of government, religion, celebrities etc. sometimes contain profanity of vulgarity these are funny most of the time) 4.dirty jokes (jokes that are vulgar and profane and have a crude punchline) 5.racist jokes (jokes that make fun of race, color, group, religeon, hair color etc.) 6.dirty racist jokes (jokes that are vulgar, profane, and racist at the same time.) 7.violently dirty racist jokes (my favorite kind of joke. has a violent, racist theme, vulgarity and profanity in the sentence and a racist punch line. i havent heard many of these jokes but when i hear one i piss my pants in uncontrollable laughter and i have to punch myself in the stomache or throat to breath) if you know any good jokes email them to me at either: p00pbloodyp00p@hotmail.com (the 00s are zeros, i don't check this mail often) or tribalerror@hotmail.com which i check more often.
if there are any comics i actually like they are:
*Zits: written by an adult who actually understands teenagers and how we act and live. I hate it when my mom sees these, she says "oh eric jeremy is exactly like you!" for example, i never smile, i always have the same expression when im around adults, there is the comic where it says "how to tell how your teenager is feeling" and there are words like "happy" "confused" "jiggy" "whatever" but there is the same face for each one, a frown. true, but annoying when adults point them out.
**Garfield: ussually the ones in the news paper arent very funny but the comics in the books are hilarious
****Calvin and hobbes: probably my favorite comic, i think the author stopped printing them in the news paper (atleast in ours) the only problem: kids don't have that big of a vocabulary.
*****Close to home: i take it back, this is my favorite comic. ive always wanted one of those close to home calendars, the ones that have a different comic each day of the year. those are great.
***Non sequitur: this comic replaced close to home in our news paper, its not as funny, sometimes boring, funny most of the time. but is still better than most of the other crap.
all of the comics i did a parody of recieved scores based on the system above, you may notice that they are all #1.5 jokes, thats cuz only Children, mothers, and old people can find these comics funny ps: color changing spoons rule -skeef \m/
THE GAYEST COMIC AWARD GOES TO: FAMILY CIRCUS!!!
family circus is not funny. it never was funny, and it probably will never be funny. its always about this stupid family that has these kids that talk to much and ask too many questions. for example, there would be a kid (they all look alike) holding up his fingers and the text on the bottom would say "i can only count to ten cuz i only have 10 fingers." i just made that up. if i sent that to bill keane, hed think i was a genius and put it in the newspaper right away. even in highschool, his comics were not funny, here are some comics he did in highschool
http://www.familycircus.com/art/hs/hist15b.html http://www.familycircus.com/art/hs/hist17a.html http://www.familycircus.com/art/hs/hist18.html Why doesn't bill keane use his artistic talent and creativity to actually humor us? cuz i know he can do better than that. I know he is a good artist, look at his WWII drawings: http://www.familycircus.com/art/ww2/hist01.html now he just wastes his life. also i can tell he is very creative and can make funnier jokes, don't ask me how i know, i just do. also the mother is pretty hot for an old lady. her ass is about twice as big as her head! Family circus score: #1.5 (children/Mother/old people jokes)
family circus, pluggers, cathy, and blondie
my dad claims pluggers used to be funny about 4 or 5 years ago, but i have never seen a funny one myself. like all other comics (exept for family circus) there is atleast 1 that is sort of funny (a #2 joke). for example, the original pluggers comic said:
word bubble: lets see, 930-70... something... text on bottom: a pluggers computer running out of memory.this was a more recent one. cathy (see next paragraph) is just stupid. blondie is a dumb comic about a couple, a hot blonde and a guy that looks like he used to be an old fasion disney character. blondie is ok, i havent read many of them cuz i don't read the comics often, i got the idea of doing comic parodies when a website reminded me of how stupid family circus is.
Family circus score: #1.5 (children/Mother/old people jokes) Pluggers score: #1.5 (children/Mother/old people jokes) Cathy score: #1.5 (children/mother/old people jokes) Blondie score: #1.5 (children/mother/old people jokes) (id probably give it a #3 cuz blondie is kinda hot, but i don't find the jokes to be amusing)
Cathy, family circus
Cathy is utterly stupid. its about some ugly old hag who is the most stereotypical female i know. she is always at the mall, she is always facinated by simple things, she talks to much, she talks too much on the phone, she is driven by her impulses, she is basically a guys worst nightmare. the animation is crappy, the eyes are shaped weird and are too close together, when the characters are feeling rushed/turned on/happy/boisterous, there are "parenthases next to the eyes and there are drops of sweat flying everywhere. and i could have sworn mouths were wider that they were higher, their mouths either look like a "Y", a "MW" which is two lumps on the top and two on the bottom, looking like a W under an M. they can have the "un" which looks like a big black circle with lumps comming in at the top and bottom. or the mouths could just be smiling. the jokes made in these are never funny.
Cathy score: #1.5 (children/mother/old people jokes)
