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Funny Computer Quotes
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." --Paul Ehrlich.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -- Rich Cook.
"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." -- Edward V. Berard
Pascal - A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
PROGRAM - A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." — Weinberg's Second Law.
"The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time...
...The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time." — Tom Cargill.
"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."
Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions." — Laurent Gasser.
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Hardware is the part of the computer that you can kick.
"An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot" -- Rich Julius
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
For the first time in a decade, something from Microsoft shipped on time:
Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces
when she was downloaded(born) on Friday, April 26 at 6: 11pm.
And there are some striking similarity in Baby Gates and Daddy's products --
"Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party support." "For at least the next year, they'll suck." "Bill gets the credit but someone else did most of the work." "Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one." |
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