模仿鸟儿 　　一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。「你能干什么呢？」负责人问。 　　「模仿鸟儿，」那人说。 　　「你在开玩笑吧？」负责人答道，「那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。」 　　「噢，那就算了。」那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

Imitate Birds A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man said. "Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen." "Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.