A guard was about
to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the
platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the
carriage.
"Come on,
miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just
want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just
shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
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