三个外科医生 　　三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。「一个人断了一只手，他来找我，」一个说，「如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。」 　　「这算不了什么，」另一个说。「一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。」 　　「我比你们两个都强，」第三个说，「一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。」

Three Surgeons Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist." "That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner." "I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."