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hakuna matata (adj)
	Good-looking. Oooohh, look at him; he is hakuna matata! [Texas Southern University, Houston, TX, 1998]
hammered (adj.)
	Intoxicated. I was totally hammered* at that party last night.* [SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY; Cal Poly Pomona, Pomona, CA, 1997]
hard (adj)
	Completely awesome in every fashion. Her outfit is so hard!! [Westminster College, Fulton, MO, 1998]
hardcore (adj)
	1. Harsh; mean. What you just said to me was totally hardcore. I can't believe you would ever say something to me like that. 2. Cool. That movie was hardcore! [Iowa Lakes Community College, Estherville, IA, 1998; West Virginia University, Morgantown, WV, 1999]
have arms (v)
	To hang; to party. We got arms* tonight!* [SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY]
have beer goggles (v)
	To be so intoxicated that one hits on an unattractive person after consuming mass quanties of alcohol. You must have had beer goggles* on last night because you were hitting on the nastiest guy at the party.* [Depauw University, Greencastle, IN, 1998]
have (one) bent (v)
	To protest because of mistakenly being harassed or accused. You've got me bent* if you think you can talk to me like that!* They've got me bent* if they think they are going to charge me with somebody else's crime*. [Texas Southern University, Houston, TX, 1998]
have a shaft (v)
	To find someone attractive. I have a shaft for that new girl. [University of British Columbia, Vancouver, BC, 1998]
have issues (v phr) (see, issues)
	To be having problems or troubles with something or someone. Can you help me? I'm having issues* with this button. What's wrong with her? Oh, she's having issues getting her paper done.* [Colorado College, Colorado Springs, CO, 1999]
head (n)
	Oral sex on a guy; fellatio. He got head* from that blonde at the party.* [University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, NC]
headace (n)
	Oral sex on a guy; fellatio. Hey, how about a headace?!! [Delaware State University, Dover DE]
hear fat ducks fart underwater (phr)
	A reply used to indicate disbelief when you can tell someone is trying to lie or BS you. You got an A on that test? Yeah, right. I've heard fat ducks fart underwater. [Southern Illinois University, Edwardsville, IL, 1998]
heart of glass (n)
	Someone who falls in and out of love (or like) too easily and usually ends up getting very hurt (re: the blondie song from the early 80's). Tori is fully a heart of glass; she's cryin' all the time. [Oglethorpe University, Atlanta, GA]
heather c. {likely to be offensive} (n)
	A fat,u gly person who stutters. Usually this person would wear tapored jeans or stretch pants. A " heather c." has no friends or any sense of style at all what so ever. Did you see the new heather c.* in bio?* [University of Rhode Island, Kingston, RI]
hella
	1. (adv) Very; a lot; totally. That movie was hella* cool.[Clark University, Atlanta, GA; UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA; University of California at Davis, Davis, CA; Cal Poly Pomona, Pomona, CA, 1997] 2. (adj) Many. We had hella papers in that class.* [UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA]
hellified (adv)
	Very much; in great quantity (an intensifier). I know something's up because my parents have been calling hellified* tonight. I have to study hellified tonight; I have a huge Chem final tomorrow.* [Creighton University, Omaha, NE, 1999]
Hellooooooo, nurse! (int)
	Said upon the sight of someone particularly attractive (from the Animanics). *Hellooooooo, nurse!* [Montreat College, Montreat, NC, 1998]
herb (n)
	Someone who is unaware of what is going on; someone who is not cool; a nerd; an idiot. Stop acting like a herb! [Morehouse , 1998; Cleveland State University, Cleveland, OH, 1998; Lincoln University, Rochester Institute of Technology, University of Rochester, Rochester, NY, 1998]
heyla (int)
	Hello. *Heyla*, dude. [Montreat College, Montreat, NC, 1998]
Hey short-ey!!! (int)
	Used to get someone's attention. *Hey short-ey!!!* [Catonsville Community College, Baltimore, MD, 1998]
Hey ya seen any zeltoids? (s)
	Got any weed (marijuana)? Dude, hey ya seen any zeltoids? [North Carolina Wesleyan College, Rocky Mount, NC]
H.F. (n)
	1. hottie factor. 2. The number of hottie's at a given location. 3. The quality of a given hottie. Man I was over at the Lab and the HF was unbelievable. [Front Range Community College, Northglenn, CO, 1998]
high (adj)
	A state of very deep drug inducement. I was so high* I couldn't find my bed.* [UCLA, Westwood, CA]
highside (v)
	To show off; to flaunt; to act conceited. Thomas was just highsiding* when he said he was getting a new car.* [Lamar University, Beaumont, TX]
highsider (n)
	A person who thinks that they are all that (Mainly because of some material status). Thomas is fully a highsider. [Lamar University, Beaumont, TX]
hit (hit that) (v)
	To have sex with. Man, I'd like to hit that! [Illinois State University, Bloomington, IL]
hit it and quit it (hit it then quit it) (v)
	To have a one night stand; to have sex once and leave it alone. That girl is bad news; if you have sex with her you should hit it and quit it. [Northeast Community College, Norfolk, NE, 1998; University of Georgia, Athens, GA, 1998]
hit (one)/hit (one) on (one's) hip (v)
	To call on a pager. *Hit me on my hip* after you get out of class. [Georgia State University, Atlanta, GA; Cal Poly Pomona, Pomona, CA, 1997]
hizou (n)
	House. Meet me back at the hizou* after 5.* [SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY]
hizzee (pronounced "hee-zeeA") (n)
	1. Hook. That party was off the hizzee! 2. House. Sara's at the hizzee* studying.* [University of California at Berkeley, Berkeley,CA]
hoagie time {vulgar; potentially offensive} (n)
	Oral sex on a female. Here comes his chick; it's hoagie time! [Penn State University, Wilkes-Barre, PA, 1998]
hobeast (n; voc)
	1. A friendly insult, usually directed to a female. You hobeast! Why are you 2 hours late? 2. A woman who is a step above a slut or bitch. (However, one may also be a virgin and a hobeast, that is, a slut wannabe.) Tina is such a hobeast; she's done every guy in our chem class! [The College of William and Mary, Williamsburg, VA]
hoe (ho) {offensive}(n)
	A very ugly woman. She's a hoe. [New Wales School of Art and Design, N.Wales, Britain, 1998]
hog (hog on) {offensive} (v)
	For a guy to mack or dance with a fat or very chubby girl. Man, look at Kevin over hogging on* that girl.* [Western Illinois University, Macomb, IL, 1999; Millikin University, Decatur, IL, 1999]
holla (v)
	To talk to. That chickenhead was tryin' to holla* at my man.* [St.Philips College, San Antonio, TX, 1998]
home skillet (n)
	The head cheese; top dog; real cool hombre. Harry's the home skillet* around here.* [Harrisburg Area Community College, Harrisburg, PA]
homeslice (n)
	A close friend. Ben's myh homeslice. [Finger Lakes Community College, Canandaigua, NY; West Virginia University, Morgantown, VA]
honey (n)
	A very attractive female. There were a lot of honeys* at the bar last night.* [North Carolina A and T State University, Greensboro, NC, 1998]
hooch (n)
	Marijuana. Let's go smoke some hooch! [Ohio State University, Columbus, OH, 1998]
hooch up (v)
	To passionately kiss, touch and be all over someone of the opposite gender; to make-out. I saw you hoochin' up* with that bitch!* [Howard Community College, Columbia, MD, 1998]
hoochie
	1. (n) Whore, slut; female who sleeps around. She's just a hoochie; she doesn't have a boo. [Ohio University, Athens, OH] 2. (voc) Used with friends to replace someone's name. Hey hoochie, what's up? [Ohio University, Athens, OH] 3. (v) Kissing or making out. They were hoochieing* on the coach.* [University of Wisconsin-Madison, Madison, WI
hoodie (n)
	Any type of hooded sweatshirt. It's cold; have you got an extra hoodie I can borrow? [Michigan State University, East Lansing, MI]
hoodie fem (n)
	A female who is a straight up hood rat. Carla is just a hood rat. [University of Nebraska-Omaha, Omaha, NE]
hook up (v)
	To engage in sexual conduct with a member of the opposite sex; it can mean kissing all the way to actual sexual intercourse. Last night, Carrie left the bar with Greg and I guess they hooked up! [University of Dayton, Dayton, OH, 1998; Connecticut College, New London, CT, 1998]
hoopty (hooptie) (hoopdie) (n)
	1. Something that is not cool; something ugly. Jill kicked jack in the nuts and, lying on the ground in pain, Jake said "You're a hoopty." [Fort Hays State University, Hays, KS, 1998] 2. An old car that runs like crap. That station-wagon she drove was a hoopty. [Fort Hays State University, Hays, KS, 1998; University of North Carolina at Greensboro, Greensboro, NC, 1998; University of Chicago, Chicago, IL, 1998; SUNY Fredonia, Fredonia, NY; Cal Poly Pomona, Pomona, CA, 1997]
hooyah (adj.?)
	A word used to express power of ones self. I have hooyah* powah!* [University of California-Santa Cruz, Santa Cruz, CA]
hork (v)
	To vomit. I drank so much, I horked on my shoes. [West Virginia University, Morgantown, WV, 1998]
horror (int)
	An expression used when something dreaded happens or will happen. I have three morning classes, horror!" [Cal State Monterey Bay, Monterey Bay, CA, 1999]
horse's ass (int)
	An expression of extreme displeasure or disgust. *Horse's ass*; we have another test! [Montgomery Community College, Troy, NC, 1998]
hose (v)
	1. To screw over or mistreat. You really got hosed* by that girl.* 2. To give too much work to do. That teacher is just hosing* us down to the final minute.* [MIT, Cambridge, MA]
hot (adj)
	Cute; attractive. That girl is hot! [Northwestern University , Chicago, IL, 1999]
hot boy (fire boy) (n)
	A male who is very fine and cute. Derick is such a hot boy! [Southern University, New Orleans, LA]
hot carl (n)
	An attractive male. Check out the hot carl* in that Mustang.* [Saint Louis University, St. Louis, MO]
hotter than a horn toad in a microwave (phr)
	Extremely hot. It was hotter than a norn toad in a microwave* in her house!* [East Tennessee State University, Johnson City, TN]
hotty (hottie) (n)
	A very good looking person of the opposite sex. There were some fine hotties* at that party!* [Oglethorpe University, Atlanta, GA; Cal Poly Pomona, Pomona, CA, 1997]
housed (adj)
	Highly intoxicated. I got really housed* last night at the party.* [Drexel University, Philadelphia, PA, 1998]
howard stern (n)
	Someone who is prejudiced and hates people who are not white. You little howard stern! You are such a bigot. [Southwestern Law School, Los Angeles, CA, 1998]
hucklefuck (n)
	Someone from the sticks; someone who is clueless to city life. Get a wardrobe you hucklefuck. [University of Wyoming, Laramie, WY, 1998]
hummer (n)
	Oral sex performed on a male; fellatio. He was hopin' for a hummer* but I think he got the bum's rush.* [University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, MI, 1999; University of Delaware, Newark, DE]
hunch (v)
	To have sex. They were hunchin'* in a study room at the library!* [Morris College, Sumter, SC]
hype (adj)
	Really cool, awesome, smooth. Joe got a new drum kit; it's really hype. [University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, 1999; University of Houston, Houston, TX, 1998]
hynmally challanged (adj)
	A virgin. Don't mack on her; she's hynmally challanged. [Univirsity of North Carolina--Greensbro, Greensbro, NC] (spelling as originally supplied)
hypertweaked (adj)
	On a lot of crystal meth or cocaine (usually used when referring to crystal). That dude is crazy; he must be hypertweaked. [University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, Chapel Hill, NC, 1998]