RCOTIC Episode Summaries
By Hal 1985
Episode 1
A Beginning of Sorts
The first sense-shattering episode puts you right in the action, pitting our heroes Vlad and Leroy against the evil Boss Lord Pig and his pawns. It's got humor! Action! Romance! Chinese food! Will our heroes prevail? Will Boss Lord Pig take over the rest of the world? Will Vlad remember the names of his attacks? Here's your chance to find out!
Let's go!
Episode 2
Unnamed
It's so good, we can't release it to the public! Episode 2 is currently unavailable.
Episode 3
Tom's Name Is Shu
Meet new characters and learn the secrets of Vlad's past in the third installments of RCOTIC. What is Vlad's history with Boss Lord Pig? Who was Vlad's lost love? Why does Vlad wear sunglasses? Also witness the awesome power of post officers, and learn the identity of the new supervillain: the notorious Noman! You don't want to miss this!
Hit me!
Episode 4
Unnamed
By order of the United States Government, we are not allowed to release episode 4 at this time. Either that, or it's just unavailable.
Episode 5
Unnamed
This episode contains highly classified materials. If you saw it, we'd have to arrest you. (It is currently unavailable.)
Episode 6
Handle Hot Food Carefully
Learn the history of Post Officer Bob's ultimate attack in episode 6 of RCOTIC. Witness the inane humor and wild hi-jinks of riding a trolley in mountainous Eurasia. Can the combined powers of Vlad and Post Officer Bob defeat the sense-shattering abilities of Noman? Will Chinese Place Stu's secret identity be revealed? Will Leroy make a cameo? Grab your frozen spinach and hold on!
Bring it on!
Episode 7
Unnamed
Aliens came and abducted this episode. It is currently unavailable. Vlad was killed by Shadow Walker and company, but that's all we know.
Episode 8
Yeah A Title Would Be Nice
Witness the unbelievable return of Vlad's lost love, the slightly vampiric Leslie, in episode 8 of RCOTIC! An undead girl on a mission, Leslie sets out to find her sister and avenge Vlad's death. Special bonus: learn the identity of the Uncola!
Have at you!
Episode 9
Of Chicken and Rice and Lots of Spice
The moment you've all been waiting for: the final showdown with Shadow Walker and Maggot! Will Leslie exact her revenge? Includes point values for all the major attacks, derived from a very complex number-generating algorithm. It doesn't get any better than this!
Booyah!
Episode 10
RCOTIC The Motion Picture: Uncola Saga Part 1: Nomania
Noman the Uncola comes to full power in the first feature-length episode of RCOTIC. Containing previously-unreleased footage of the epic battle that ensues. Stop reading this summary and read the episode now! Plus: a sneak peek at the new supervillain!
And let's go to the video tape!
Episode 11
Unnamed
Where is the Boss Lord Pig? The supervillain's sudden sabbatical ends now! Learn what makes this power-hungry pugilist so attractive to the opposite sex. Will his fanclub be quickly decreased by the appearance of the new and exceedingly-well-named supervillain and his fortellings of doom? More exciting than a pool full of Dark Mages!
Show me the money!
Episode 12
Pneumonic Device
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: Steve Deception's dark, mysterious past! Also witness the horror as our heroes must survive a rampaging flood! Witness more horror as Shade takes...a desk job? With commentary by Old Joe and the first appearance of fan mail, what more could you want?
All into the valley of death rode the 600...
Episode 13
Instantiation
Easily one of the most in-depth and all-encompassing episodes to date, Episode 13 has our heroes staging a daring attack at the heart of the Boss Lord Pig's kingdom. Who will win? Who will fall? Will Bernie Inert ever add to the storyline? What is the new evil force that can make even Leroy afraid?
Chaaaaaaaarge
Episode 14
Instigation/Duck Sauce
Prepare for a darker, grittier episode of RCOTIC! Learn the shocking secrets of Sykamore's past! Attend a funeral! Meet a Viking! I won't say anything else, except...by the end of the episode, somebody will be dead.
Enter, if you dare
Episode 15
Part B
Ducks, pirates, and odd-looking old men abound in this installment of RCOTIC! Aliens become angry, old friends return, and forgotten characters go on new adventures. More mystery and revelations than you can shake an air hockey puck at!
Arrgh!
Episode 16
Gnome Sane 3: The wrath of the precursor to the prelude to the herald of the impending fury of the introduction of the villanous vile advent of...THAT PENGUIN
The hits keep on coming in the aftermath of the Kraken's first attack against Boss Lord Pig! Watch the combined heroics of Trati and Deep Throat the Pirate against their archenemy! See Robert tumble to Earth! Learn of Noman's shocking family history! And gaze in horror as BLP faces off against a force only known as...THAT PENGUIN! Will everybody's favorite supervillain prevail, or will it take the strength of an new challenger?
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