The Horse

Hm. I guess this is where you learn a little about me that you didn't know, or that most people who first meet me don't know. What to say, what to say...

FAQ

Q: Why are you called The Horse?
A: Good question. I am glad you brought that up. I realize that this is probably the number one question about me, and that for a good chunk of you, you are asking yourselves... "WHY?" For all the people that permanently live in the gutter, get out of it. The answer isn't there.

I got the nickname during the summer of '96 at The Virginia Governor's School (See also: Brina, Billy, Steffie, and Lyric). Besides long talks about everything under the sun, we also played cards. One day, Steffie decided it would be a good idea to play R.S.P. For those that haven't a clue, this is Reverse Strip Poker.

Once again, this is where I kindly asked the gutter-dwellers to raise their heads.

This game was imaginary. No clothing was removed, everyone was fully dressed. Played in the mind, the object of the game was to mentally dress your partner in various outfits. The items I picked for my partner tended to be western by design. A lariat, a saddle, bridle... You get the picture. They took to calling me Horsie boy and my nickname was born.


Q:How old are you?
A:I was born January 25, 1980. You do the math.


Q:What sex are you?
A: Um. Male. Yep, I am a guy.


Q: What do you look like?
A: I am tall (around six foot, maybe a little taller), weigh about 170 lbs, and have the build of a runner, soccer player. I have dark hair and dark eyes, and can be described as the mythical "dark and mysterious stranger." To see for yourself, here. *warning, might not work*Pictures


Q: Where do you live?
A:OLD ANSWER I currently live in Blacksburg, Virginia.

NEW ANSWER I am living in Christiansburg, VA.

Q: Blacksburg, Virginia? Where is that, and what is there?
A: Thought you would be sneaky and try to sneak two questions in one, huh? Blacksburg is the illustrious town for Virginia Tech. It is located in the mountains of Southwest Virginia, about 30 mins southwest of Roanoke.


A: Why did you live there?
A: I was a student at the university. If you want to learn more, School Life.


Q: Doesn't Tech have a good football team?
A: If you mean good as in going undefeated in regular 1999 season, and placing second in the nation according to every major poll as good, then yes we do.


Q: Do you play?
A: No. But if you are interested in what sports I like and play or used to play, then here you go. Sports


Q: Do you work?
A:Yes. I maintain several jobs while a student. I am supervisor for the Intramural Sports Program, and I work full time at 7-Eleven as assistant manager.


Q: Alright, I am about 10 minutes into this and I still don't know your name. What is your name?
A: LOL. I am sorry. My name is Edward Leonard Lane, Jr. But you can call me Eddie.


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