Abort Mission Assignment!

Thank you for you time. You have failed the project, and have been reassigned to research duties.
You will need to create a 1,000 page summary of the following:

1. Creation of the Moon
2. Timeline of the Moon from the beginning of time until now.
3. Effects on the Earth due to the Moon
4. Exploration of the Moon
5. Life on the Moon
6. Moon Soil
7. Moon Phases
8. Moon Features
9. Legends about the Moon
10. Moon Art
11. Facts About Our Moon
12. Lunar Eclipses