Splatguts Beer Battered Woman

Beer Battered Woman

Beer Battered Woman
Suffer till they're dead
Dump them in a barrel
Chop off their fucking head
Beer Battered Woman
Should have cooked me food
Marinate in Heineken
Now in a better mood

Beer Battered Woman
Floating in the brew
Couldn't pick up a vaccum
So I fucking killed you
Beer Battered Woman
Living in a trailer
It's so hard to admit
That i actually nailed her

Had No choice
Had to chop her up
Tap the barrel
C'mon grab a cup

Beer Battered Woman
With the barren womb
The skankin human pickle
Sealed in her malted tomb
Beer Battered Woman
Didn't want to put out
Putting you in the barrel
Really drowned out the shouts

Beer Battered Woman
With big 'ol thunder thighs
Could crush a mans head
If she squeezed them tight
Beer Battered Woman
Placed on the BBQ
Now shes good enough to eat
But still a little tough to chew

Had no choice
Had to chop her up
Tap the barrel
C'mon grab a cup