You know you're obsessed with Jason Kendall when..........

• If someone says "wad" you look around to see if they're talking about Jason.
• Whenever you take a test, you think back to an interview and see if he talked about the question.
• Your locker or desk at work is COVERED with Jason Kendall pics.
• You only date guys named Jason.
• You plan to name one of your kids Jason.
• You've been to a Pirate game out of your home state to see Jason play.
• Even though you hate wrestling, you watch WWF because you know somewhere Jason is most likely watching it too.
• On June 26th you throw Jason a party and go to the Pirate game to see him.
• You pretend he lives at your house.
• You have picture frames around your house with him in them.
• Whenever you go to the mall, you always park in row 18.
• You know Jasons blood type.
• You dress up as Jason for halloween.
• You start a Jason Kendall fan club with your friends.
• You have enough Pirate/Jason Kendall shirts to wear for an entire month.
• You believe that Jason Kendall is a God.
• All of your screen names, e-mail addresses, and passwords have something to do with Jason.
• You frequently quote Jason when talking to friends and family
• You refer to Jason as "your man" and everyone knows who you're talking about.
• You change your last name to Kendall.
• You have a locket in which you have pictures of Jason in.
• You wear an engagement/wedding ring and claim that Jason is your fiancee/husband.
• You sleep in your Kendall jersey so you can say you've slept with Jason.
• You have a video tape ready by the VCR so you can record anything and everything Jason Kendall.
• If they offered a college course on Jason Kendall you could ace it, heck you could teach it!!
• You defend Jason like crazy when the jag-off sitting behind you at the Pirate game won't stop talking bad about Jason.
• You have fought with your boyfriend of 8 months because he is jealous of Jason.
• You visit Manhattan Beach, California to track Jason down.
• You get really upset and take it personally when someone doesn't like Jason Kendall.
• You make your boyfriend shave his facial hair like Jason Kendall.
• You have a Jason Kendall scrapbook.
• You named your dogs after Jason's dogs, Kate and Kodiak.
• There’s a fridge magnet of Jason on your fridge.
• You dream about meeting him…every night.
• At night before you fall asleep, you kiss your Jason Kendall posters and baseball cards good night, and/or talk to them about your day.
• Whenever you try NOT to talk about Jason or the Buccos, you don't have anything to say.
• You've spent more money on Jason Kendall merchandice than he makes a year.(Dam, You MUST be a big spender)
• When you leave on vacation you have to tell your posters and baseball cards goodbye or take them with you.
• You buy anything with the number 18 on it.
• When you read your daily horoscope you also read Jason's (pssssst!!!! He's a Cancer
  !!!!)
• Your walls are full of Jason Kendall pictures and posters.
• You have tapes full of interviews and keep a separate calendar of upcoming shows and appearences.
• You consider chasing Jason's car a sport.(Hey, it beats the hell out of NASCAR)
• You celebrate the day you became a Jason Kendall fan as your "anniversery."
• You always have one of his baseball cards and a sharpie with you just in case.
• You get a catcher tatoo on your ankle just like his.
• Your friends give you a nickname that has something to do with Jason.
• You have a piece of Jason's grass (or sand if you live in Cali.)
• Your life long goal is to meet Jason 18 times.
• You have your engagement ring, bridal registry, and children's names picked out before you even met Jason.
• When people see you, they ask how Jason's doing.( This actually happened to me many times!!)
• You know all of Jason's stats and batting averages better than ESPN.
• You name a pet after him.
• When people tell you Jason's gay, you're reply is "You're not invited to the wedding."
• Whenever you hear a beach boys song, you're sent into a daydream that you're sitting on the beach with Jas.
• You wrote a letter to Patty and Fred Kendall thanking them for bringing the greatest man into this world.
• You cry whenever you see Jason play because you can see what he's doing at that exact moment and you're soooo proud of him!!!