Bio
Biography
Born:
May 20, 1977
Sign: Taurus
Age: 23
Style: Street
Influences: Hip hop, rap, R&B, and leprechauns.
Wigger: Yes.
Born in Lorain, Ohio and feared in the ghetto, Chad Muska is one of the world's
most influential skaters ever to grind a rail while holding a boom box.
Although know worldwide as "The Muska", Chad doesn't have an ego. When reached
for a comment he said, "The Muska does not affiliate with the message you
communicate." As you can see, Chad is really f*cked up. Having invented his
own style and having mastered hundreds (perhaps even thousands, dare I say
millions?) of tricks such as the 900, the heelflip darkslide, the casper,
the 472 rocket air, the indy frontflip and most impressively the skateboard.
Chad's influence in the world of professional skating goes beyond the confines
of the space-time continuum. Born in Lorain, Ohio, Chad was once (get this)
white. Chad began listening to hip hop music at a young age and slowly watched
as his body produced more and more
melanin
until Chad himself became black. Chad
adopted many urban hip hop scenes as his "hoods" and put places like Detroit,
Compton and Harlem and Montana on the map.
As a matter of fact, without Chad's supernatural abilities Christianity
as we know it wouldn't even exist. Once when the Pope was walking down the
street, a bullet flew through the air headed towards the Pope Himself. Fortunately
for the Pope, Chad was there in time to do a 720 kickflip into a one-footed,
noseslide manual and block the bullet with his own body. For his heroic actions,
Chad was awarded the prestiged., 1996, World-wide Wigger award for his noble
actions in the Vatican City.
Having already won 4,256 street competitions world-wide, Chad decided to
persuevert. In 1998 Chad won 47 consecutive tournaments after landing thevaunted
1620. Chad will always be remembered for his cunning street tactics,his ghetto
connections, and his Nike endorsement, but most of all he willbe remembered
for being a role model and the time he spent treating the woundedsoldiers
in Vietnam. Chad was many things to many people and will continueto liveon
in all the hearts and souls of all who smell what "The Muska"is cooking.
Signed,
Please be aware that this biography is a parody and was not written by or
approved by Chad Muska, Ghetto Child and/or Circa Footwear. Please take this
with a grain of salt. That or join the PTC.
