NOTICE

It's been a while since I've updated this page, and for that I apologize. I just did a fairly big update to satisfy my loyal fans. I hope it pleases you. Unfortunately, I have some bad news. Lately, I've been receiving a lot of hate mail. This hate mail is not justified hate mail, however. Some of you have sent me valid complaints about my (supposed) racism, and my lack of respect for Chad Muska. Both of these claims are valid and, although I may disagree with both, I can respect your point of view and appreciate your feedback. Lately, this mail has been replaced by invalid criticism. Some examples are:

Chad Muska's the coolest skater in the world and your just some gay computer
nerd who is jealous cause you suck and will never be a good skateboarder .
screw you and I hope you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously this an invalid criticism. In my Frequently Asked Questions, I posted responses to all three of his questions/comments. For example:

"... and your just some gay computer nerd"

Isn't it surprising that Muska's "fans" (i.e.: the stupid ones who follow him because it's cool), aren't so much urban gangsters, as much as they are a bunch of pussy rednecks who hurl homophobic comments at me because deep down they're ashamed of their small penis sizes. I believe in my Frequently Asked Question section I had this comment:

Question 9: You're queer.

Answer: Good for you.

Hmmm... Looks like Muska's fans are too stupid to read. Big surprise.

"... jealous cause you suck and will never be a good skateboarder ."

Question 2: You think you're pretty good, huh? I bet you can't do shit.

Answer: You're right. I can't. I don't even skateboard. Keep in mind, however, I never said I could nor do I deny the skating abilities of Chad or yourself. It's more of a persona thing I'm attacking and not his actual skating abilities.

What a revelation! Muska fans rant off with words before they even know their material!

"... screw you and I hope you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wow. That was really mature. Sometimes I just get so overwhelmed by some people's maturity levels, that I feel really insecure. Note the extreme sarcasm. I assure you, one day I will die - so don't worry. My day's coming. I can also assure you that I, unlike you, would actually be welcomed in the afterlife, unlike your sorry ass. Until that times comes, try the Frequently Asked Questions. More specifically, try question 12:

Question 12: Me and my friends are gonna kick your ass! The Muska rulz!!!

Answer: Represent.

It takes little courage to threaten someone; it takes real courage to debate the issue at hand with someone - especially when you know you're wrong.

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Well I apologize to that reader for using his/her e-mail, but I think it demonstrated my point to a tee. I did not post his/her e-mail address, nor did I give any hint as to who it may have been. I don't even know. Undoubtedly, he/she will be upset. On the other hand, isn't threatening someone's life harassment? Well, nonetheless, the moral remains the same: If you're going to write me an e-mail, at least use your head and don't talk with your head up your ass... so to speak.

I am not an angry man, but I believe that you should treat people with respect and you should be courteous when dealing with people. Never on my page have I said anything that could be construed as hurtful. Although I don't personally know Chad, I'm sure he's mature enough to laugh this page off and deal with it. I don't really hate Chad, I just like to make fun of him; much the same way Saturday Night Live mocks George W. Bush. Does George W. have a personal issue with Saturday Night Live? I doubt it. I don't think Bush's supporters have a problem with SNL either. Which begs the question, why the hell do you have a problem with me doing the same thing? If you don't like my opinions - deal with it. And in the future, refrain from using homophobic comments. You're not Eminem. You're just a stupid redneck who promotes hatred the same way the KKK did decades ago. You're no different, you just think you look cool doing it.

By entering you agree that you have read this notice and you will only write constructive feedback (i.e. feedback with a purpose), and not meaningless death threats, insults, slurs, or disses or any other macho way of dealing with your small penis.

 

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