Chris: Happy New Year Michael, how was your debut year in the PWF?

MTV: How do you think my debut year was? As soon as I came in I made myself part of the most dominant and powerful faction in PWF history. The fact that Bryan would personally put me in the Chaos Theory basically puts me at the top of the PWF.

Chris: Last year was such a groundbreaking year for you, what are your favourite points of 2003?

MTV: My favourite point so far was when I delivered the final blow to Scott, which took him out. It wasn’t so much as the final blow itself. It was more the feeling that I was about to nearly end some guy’s career and he could not do anything about it. That’s what makes Chaos Theory work. The fact that we have the power and control to do whatever we want.

Chris: This year has the potential to be a great year, what do you want to accomplish from it?

MTV: Everything. If 2003 was the year that I was introduced into the world, and then 2004 is going to be the year that I take over. We already have the tag titles; Shaun and the Total Carnage Title are just the next step for me.

Chris: Shaun and Scott and Bison seem to be quite tight. What are you and Infestation going to do to them?

MTV: Bison is tight with whoever notices he exists and believe me, not a lot of people do. I knew from the first day Bryan took him in that he is and forever will be a nobody. That’s why I was glad when we got rid of him. “Best buddies” Scott and Shaun seem to have fixed in their heads that they are going to take apart and break the Chaos Theory. Well, I don’t know what you guys accomplished in the AWA, but there is no chance of you guys doing that here. But keep trying please. Because sooner or later it’s going to be your fuxing careers that get ended.

Chris: Shaun and you seem to have quite a rivalry going. Any comments?

MTV: Like I said before, Shaun is nothing but my personal stepping-stone to greater things in the PWF. He may think that he has an edge over me just because he beat me and Alan to get into the PWF. Well he would not have stood a chance if Alan were more focussed on the match than some fuxing underwear. But believe me Shaun, I will get another chance at you and I’m going to make sure it’s your title. And when I do you are going to see a different side of me. Forget about your title, you are going to have trouble getting out of the match with your life.

Chris: So what are your thoughts on your boss?

MTV: Bryan only wants the best for the PWF. That’s why the likes of Alan and I are here and that is why he is so desperate to get rid of the likes of Shaun and Scott. Bryan realises that they are what’s wrong with the PWF. When Bryan wants something, he gets it, and right now he wants Scott and Shaun taken out.

Chris: And the rest of the Chaos Theory? Chris: What do you think of the improvements Bryan has made to the company?

MTV: The main improvement obviously was getting rid of the old talentless pieces of crap like Al-G, Kooke and C and brining in the future of wrestling. Mainly me. By doing so he has completely turned this company round. I do not want to think where this company would have been if he had not made the changes he has.

Chris: Where do you see yourself at the end of the year?

MTV: I see myself standing at the very top of the PWF. Moadley may be part of the Chaos Theory but that does not mean I would not hesitate for a second to take it from him. You know Scott might have had a little joke to himself making a shit name for me for whatever reason. But if you think about it, he has got a point. Because like a powerful virus, I am going to slowly take apart everything that stands in my way. And you know what the best part about it is. You can’t beat a virus!