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The Bear Facts
Why Teddy Bears Are Better Than Husbands?

  • They never tell you that you have bad breath

  • They never borrow your things without asking

  • They never complain when you eat in bed

  • They never interrupt you when you're talking




  • They don't embarrass you with the way they dress

  • They never say "I told you so"

  • They never leave dirty socks on the floor

  • They never think you're too fat




  • They don't criticize your driving

  • They think all your jokes are funny

  • They never talk about you behind your back

  • They think all your ideas are brilliant





  • They never hog the bathroom

  • They never eat the last chocolate chip cookie

  • They never get jealous over your other friends

  • They would rather talk to you than watch T.V.




  • They always want to cuddle

  • They never leave the toilet seat up

  • They think romantic movies are great

  • They understand your needs





  • They think you cook like a master chef

  • They always insist that you buy new clothes

  • They don't make rude bodily sounds

  • They value your opinion on everything





  • They hate beer and poker

  • They think all sports are a waste of time

  • They love helping you around the house

  • They will always stop and ask directions





  • They are always on time

  • They love to go shopping with you

  • They never walk around in their tacky underwear

  • Their clothes always match and they always look neat





  • They never think you talk on the phone too much

  • They think all your time on the computer is very meaningful

  • They always trust you

  • They encourage you to do whatever you want





  • They think having a pair of shoes to match every outfit is necessary

  • They don't snore

  • They don't scratch themselves or adjust "private parts" all the time

  • They don't leave whisker shavings in the sink






  • They think everything you do is way better than the way their mother did it

  • They totally understand your need for time to yourself

  • They think you're gorgeous when you first wake up

  • They're completely sympathetic to "monthly" mood swings





  • They know no one else would treat them as good as you do

  • They're patient at all times

  • They can hug and cuddle without wanting anything more

  • The hair on their back is soft and the hair in their ears is cute


We should all strive to be more like teddy bears by:
Being quiet more often and listening more

Being soft and warm

Being a friend to all

Remembering that love bears all things

Pass This Into Your Friends And Show Them

That You Love Bears

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