Naham nods in agreement with Carl grunting as Mickey continues" It will be a eight
man battle royal with such stars as Zombie, Skyscraper, Cuban ...." Brakkadogg is cut off by
someone standing in the ring holding a microphone."Mickey,Mickey,Mickey long time no see." The
spotlight shines over the ring to find none other than MPW Co-CEO and Owner Max Jackson!!!
Brakkadogg looks surprised and responds"Mad Max? What brings you out here all the way from MPW
headquarters in Los Angeles?"
Jackson says" It's good to know the BAW still adds belts instead of just always taking them
away.That's always been good for business from my experience. It just so happens as Co-CEO with
Stan Golden of the MPW it's my job to promote our federation. Our girl's say they have a hard
time even getting a match scheduled in New York. As a matter of fact not one of our ladies even
got in one match during Star mania held just a few weeks ago and....."
Brakkadogg cuts Max off this time "So you want us to carry more woman's matches here in New
York?"
Jackson smiles"Yes and ..........."
Brakkadogg "And what?"
Jackson" And I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't suggest a woman's title be addressed to
the BAW in the great state of New York."
Brakkadogg pauses for a moment "Well that's a matter for us to discuss at our next board
meeting with the NWL and I'm sure Fabol would like to weigh in on that as well."
Jackson" Look man,you know as well as I do that Fabol won't gonna go for this. That's why I
came out here instead of calling."
Brakkadogg looks around at the crowd "Ok, and what is that supposed to mean? The woman
already have what, twenty belts among them all over the place? Do you really think they need one
more?"
Then Fabol Dorey shows up in his open office overlooking the crowd looking like he just got up out of bed. He screams out with his crackling voice" I don't care what Max Jackson say's there aint gonna be no woman's belt in my fed!!! You can just go back and tell Stan he can forget it. He should have stuck with the men when he had the chance.The woman just can't wrestle good enough and the fans deserve better.We are hear to make money not to be a charity case."
Max Jackson looking confident as he stands in the ring. He is wearing a pinstripe suit specifically for this New York trip. Looking directly up at Dorey and says" I will wrestle Mickey right here tonight on Power Hour for the opportunity to bring woman's wrestling to New York!"
Fabol Dorey falls silent and motions for Mickey to come up stairs. Then he disappears from the window. Stu Naham says" Now that would be a entertaining match indeed. But for now let's get to the ring." Naham takes a seat at the broadcasters table along with "Mad" Max Jackson to call the matches.You can hear curious Stu asking Max if he is really gonna wrestle Mickey in the quite arena before the next match starts.
Black Skull vs. Pecos Bill
Mulligan
This match seems to draw a amazing amount of wrestlers from all over the globe.Japan's CWI Asian TV Champion DVR & CWI Woman's Imperial Tag team champions Clover & Hayley. PWA's Sanguine Karma and her manager Crimson Dragon alongside Ron,Tim,Bob Hubbard all come up from Atlanta. MPW World Champion Tecmessa and her partner former MPW World Tag team champion Sylvia. Minnesota's SWA Wrestling Superstars Skeleton Skinner,Muscle Massacre, Bone Breaker. Hollywood's Bevurlee Hillz,Hollie Wood and Captain X-Ray. Even some wrestlers from the CPW showed up.Dixie Rebel, J.B.,Oceania and Tina Armstrong all walked out to watch this one.
Then after about five minutes into the match NWL representative Jack Johnson makes his way to the ring. As he walks to the ring all the wrestlers seem to be pleading with him not to stop the match. Fabol Dorey just looks on from his window upstairs unaware of whats going on. He just see's Black Skull speed up the attacks and make quick work of Mulligan.Then Johnson makes his way to the ring and calls for the bell. Mad Max reaches over and doesn't let the bellman ring it. Johnson says "This is not a NWL sanctioned match, you are a MPW sanctioned promoter and have no jurisdiction here. Plus she could get hurt in there with that much bigger man!" Black Skull begins taking off the mask. It's Sierra, the CPW CoverGirl Champion!
"Pecos"Bill Mulligan is still out of it laying in the ring. Johnson yells for her to come out of the ring immediately. Sierra just looks at him and laughs while putting lip stick on Mulligan's face. Then she puts some mascara and blush on him before climbing to the top rope and does a somersault and lands directly on "Pecos". They she covers him for the three count but Shaggy Van Mystery just stands there looking at Jack Johnson."Johnson yell's "You better not count Mystery!" Then you can hear Stu Naham say sarcastically"Yeah you better stop that pin or else she could really get hurt getting that three count."Then Sierra grabs him Van Mystery by his green and black stripped shirt and tells him to count.......... NOW! He does as the crowd counts with him.One ,two,Three!!!
The crowd cheers as Johnson just throws up his hands. Dorey finally makes it out to the ring after the match is already over."What is the meaning of this!" Mad Max jumps inside the ring alongside Sierra with his microphone,"Sierra has wrestled with the men for some time now Fabol. She even told the entire wrestling world on live tv she was putting it behind her back in June on a HWF program but you didn't listen because you don't pay attention to the woman's matches! I ask her to do this to prove to you that the woman can be just as entertaining as the men and in some cases even beat them." The crowd go's wild and starts chanting Sierra,Sierra,Sierra!!!
Dorey responds" I saw that match.She had a garbage can in the ring. I thought that was just some dumb outfit she hated. You mean she has been the Black Skull this whole time?!" Sierra jumps out of the ring while simultaneously burning the black mask that she had wore for so long and says"Yeap,sure was but not anymore."Then she looks at Jackson and says" I better get my World Title shot for this Max!" Then she walks out of the arena ignoring all the fans like she could care less if they cheer for her or not. Sierra even tells two little boys to get lost that had jumped the gate to get her autograph and risk getting kicked out of the arena. She does says hi to Sanquine however on the way out but ignores everyone else. Crimson Dragon says hi to her but she just tilted her head and says "Huh?" She also doesn't forget to leave Tecmessa a small threat as well telling her"I just insured myself a match with you Tecnasty Ho. When I'm done with you Tecnasty, you will be laying in the ring like "Lactose" Bill or whatever his name is."
Then everyone clears out of the arena with Mad Max going with Fabol this time. Then "Pecos" finally gets up and finds out what has just happened to him."WHO PUT THIS DAG GUM MAKE-UP ON ME!!! I KILL-EM, I SWEAR I'LL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!!!" Then he grabs his stuff and heads backstage as all the fans get a big laugh out of him. Everyone has their camera phones out taking and sending pictures of him as he attempts to hide his face.
Legends of Rock (Afterburner & Rock Star)w/Jimmy Bladder vs. Leroy Brown & Big John Brown
Their competition tonight are brothers. The Brown's hailing from the streets of Chicago make there way to the ring. Although Big John grew up in Louisiana in a foster home he would later relocate back to the Windy City. This team has near perfect teamwork as you would expect after wrestling together for some time in the KMW. Leroy has been just bidding his time as he was waiting on John to get the call up. The Browns make their way to the ring wearing hats and trench coats that look like something out of a gangster movie.
Once the match starts it is clear the L.O.R. are quicker and have superior technical skills but the Browns definitely overpowering and have the teamwork of some of the best tag teams around. Afterburner seems to have a hard time adapting with Rock Star from the beginning. As the match moves forward Big John gets the upper hand on Afterburner and takes control of the match. Jimmy Bladder begins yelling out orders, pacing the sidelines outside the ring. Leroy Brown comes in after a tag from Big John and hits Afterburner with a flying shoulder block that send the new L.O.R. member reeling. Leroy goes for the pin but gets a boot to the back before Van Mystery can get the three count. As the Referee puts Rock Star back in his corner the Browns take advantage some more. This time ending with Leroy Brown holding Afterburner on the top rope and coming down on him with a flying power-slam. Jimmy Bladder runs into the ring and hits Leroy in the head as Van Mystery calls for the bell disqualifying the L.O.R. who struggled tonight in their debut here in New York against what was thought to be inferior talent. The Browns wanted to get the win tonight one way or another and come away with a DQ win as Shaggy Van Mystery holds their hands up in victory.
Afterburner runs ahead of Rock Star and Jimmy Bladder with his head down as if he wants to be alone right now.Looks like this new Legends of Rock team has some homework to do before they are gonna be successful in the extremely talented tag team pool of the BAW.
GATORADE COMMERCIAL
Gorf w/Jimmy Bladder vs. Cleveland
McGee
Karnov w/Stan Wicks & Tombstone vs.
Samson Green
Karnov however is met with boos all across the building during his entrance.Tombstone is standing outside the ring with his arms crossed behind Stan Wicks once they make it to the ring. Green locks up with Karnov at center ring. Although Karnov is one strong man Samson just throws him across the ring. Karnov smashes into the turn buckle then walks out three steps and falls face first to the mat. Samson attacks the BAW's newest wrestler with reckless abandon.After several minutes of Samson beating Karnov the clever Russian finally escapes to the safety of Wicks and Tombstone. Samson finds himself outside standing face to face with Tombstone after chasing Karnov. Tombstone standing at 6'10 is a giant to many but not to Samson by a long shot. Green is still half a foot taller than Tombstone. But it doesn't matter who you are ,you don't get in Tombstones face! The two fierce men get into a verbal match as Samson continues looking down at Tombstone right in his face. Tombstone has no plans of backing down from this man as he is only distracting him at this point.
Then Samson hears the bell ring as Shaggy Van Mystery has just counted the big Russian out while Tombstone has played the big Green monster perfectly. The new BAW Russian Karnov is now in the ring getting his hand held up in victory. Once Samson turns his head to the ring after the bell rings Tombstone nails him. Then Karnov comes down to help Tombstone. The last time Samson faces the New York Empire he left the arena bloody.February 1st,2010 Pit Bull and Kemzoki left Samson a bloody mess and Kelesis had to help him back to the dressing room.This night Samson would need no help as he held his own in the battle after the match.
Karnov just took out Samson who was next in line for Bloody Bulldog's BAW World Heavyweight title. Does this mean Karnov will be getting a world title shoot sooner than expected? If Stan Wicks has anything to say about it I would say absolutely.
////////MAIN EVENT///////
Intercontinental Heavyweight Title Battle Royal
Zombie | Pit Bull | Kemzoki |
Skyscraper | Dynamo Man | Pablo Millipede |
Spiker Savage | Cuban Giant
Pit Bull and Kemzoki stick together as the bell rings starting to try and take out Skyscraper who is the biggest man in the ring. Cuban Giant may be the largest Cuban in the history of professional wrestling but he's not the giant of this match. Spiker Savage and Pablo Millipede lock up as does Zombie and Cuban Giant with Dynamo Man comes in to help Millipede try and take out Savage. And they make it happen as Spiker is the first to go over the rope down to the concrete floor below!
Then Millipede catches Dynamo Man looking down at Savage and tosses him over from behind. Stu Naham calling the match says "Oh my Millipede just threw out his help but I guess it every man for himself here." Then after several minutes of no one get's thrown over the ropes the N.Y.Empire members finally get Skyscraper over the top rope at the same time Zombie gives the Cuban Giant the exit.A very upset Jimmy Bladder makes his way back to the dressing room with Skyscraper.Bladder is very upset while he is taking with his big man"We had it Sky! I don't know what happened back there big guy."
Down to four men now as Pit Bull and Kemzoki go head to head against Pablo and Zombie. Pit Bull is thrown into the ropes by Pablo when Zombie does the same to Kemzoki and the two collide at center ring. Then Zombie picks Kemzoki over his head and throws him over the top rope down onto Stan wicks. Both men fall to the floor as the fans go wild cheering for Zombie! Pit Bull however comes back on Millipede and throws him over. He think Millipede is out but he manages to hang on the side of the ropes. With Wicks on the ground no one can warn Pit Bull as he turned around to face Zombie only to be snatched off his feet and thrown over himself. As Millipede takes Pit Bull out of the match it only leaves two men inside the ring. Zombie and Pablo Millipede. Pablo says"I can't believe you let Ninja Gaiden take your Maine Heavyweight Title from you!" Zombie tilts his head sideways as Millipede has just made this personal.
Zombie and Millipede throw punches at one another at center ring until Millipede finally falls to his knees. Then after more punishment Zombie insisted on dragging the falling Millipede to all four corners and smashing his head into the turnbuckles.Then he presses Pablo over his head three times and throws him out of the ring.
Zombie is your new BAW Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion. Count Lucard runs into the ring as Shaggy Van Mystery hands him the new shiny belt. Zombie fans are in luck because their man is back on top again!
^^^^^ Message from Jack Johnson ^^^^^^^
MANIA |
The fans on the street all want in but the simple mathematics won't permit that to happen since the event is already sold out. That includes one reporter from WMI magazine,Jack McGee. Even with his WMI pass around his neck security isn't letting anyone else threw the gates.Doing what any good reporter would do he finds a back door.The underground entrance threw the hotel on the reverse side of the building has much less security.The underground parking garage employee is more than happy to buzz him in along with a courier with several packages standing at the door.
Once inside the two take a elevator together. As the elevator door opens a group of teens coming from the hotel inside the building get off in a hurry and knock the mail ladies packages out of her hand.The lady yells out "JERKS!" as the young boys race to get to the front of the building. "Are you Ok Miss.?Let me help you."McGee says as he see she has just dropped what looks like Zombie's signature tomb clothing."So you have clothes for Zombie?"He ask while picking them up.She doesn't respond or even make eye contact "Little hot for the mid-sized trench coat in August don't you think?."McGee says making small talk after helping her get her things together."You look very familiar to me....have we met?" The courier seems annoyed she is stuck in the elevator with reporter Jack McGee so she responds to shut him up." No, I'm here to make a delivery,that's all." As she get's off the elevator he calls to her one more time.As she turns around he get's a quick snap shot of her face."You never know when a story will break he said." In anger she stomps off.On his way to the top floor he remembers where he has seen her......Morgan Steele of the MPW,but why is she here? A new valet for Zombie he thinks to himself. No,no,no,no, it couldn't be, as he dismisses the thought..
Underneath the loud splash of human activity, there inlays the BAW dressing rooms. And that is where we find our first interview of the night.............. "With a sold out crowd of over 35,000 people to watch Starr Mania we should have a good one for you.I'm Stu Naham and I'm here with one of the best managers in the business today.This is the braintrust known as Count Lucard and he is here to tell us about his guys in the upcoming event.."
Count Lucard begins to speak"Have you ever used the phrase "bull in a china shop" Stu?" Stu nods as Lucard continues."Let me educate you and all the viewers for a moment,It comes from an old anonymous poem dating back over two hundred years ago. It tells of a bull that ran through the door of a china shop before anyone could stop him, and every flick of his tail and thrust of his horns spelled disaster for everything in site. Well tonight I have a few bull's in the china shop.Bear Hugger and Mad Clown are set to dethrone the Green brothers. They didn't come all the way from Japan to leave here tonight empty handed."
Stu Naham" That will be one exciting match to say the least.And fans have been asking about the new team you recently acquired,Generation Lost,Rat Master and Rat Eater.Is it true what Jack McGee reported earlier this week about Generation Lost? That they were offered a title shot by the NWL for the BAW Twin Towers tag team titles to wrestle Jaguar and Cougar but you refused to let them take on the match?"
Count Lucard just looks a Naham "It's as simple as the nose on your face which you can breath through to keep your trap shut. The Rat Squad were falling apart when I found them. Now they are back on track once more with the single goal of winning some hardware in the near future. Afterburner and Eliminator will serve to help me train my new team. They have been chasing the Twin Towers Tag Team titles ever since they came to New York and I know they aren't ready for that challenge at all.When my other team wrestled Afterburner and Eliminator I could see they were unfocused as a team and I used that to our advantage to help us get to this point a little faster."
Stu Naham" That was Count Lucard ladies and gentlemen. He is one diabolical mastermind who controls some very talented wrestlers! Now let's take you to the ring to get Starr Mania underway!"
Twin Towers Tag Team Title Match
Afterburner & Eliminator w/Naomi Blaze vs. Jaguar & Cougar w/Pantha -- Champions
The champions control the match early on with Jaguar and Cougar making play after play on Afterburner.Then Pantha makes her way over to Eliminator and starts talking with him. You can see Naomi Blaze roll her eyes in disgust.Then Afterburner finally breaks free from the champions only to find his partner has his back turned talking with Pantha.Naomi Blaze is furiously yelling at Eliminator to turn around but he ignores her since "She is always yelling at something." He says to Pantha.Then Blaze confronts Pantha and that runs her back to her corner while simultaneously giving Eliminator a piece of her mind.
Afterburner fights back with reckless abandon finally getting the upper hand on the champions. Then he goes over to what appears to be a tag finally but instead Afterburner knee's his partner off the ringside.The unsuspecting Eliminator goes to his knees on the concrete outside the ring from the unsuspecting blow from his teammate.Then Afterburner knocks Cougar of the ringside in the same manner as he did his partner.With Jaguar looking slayed on the mat,Afterburner climbs the top rope for his finishing move and BAM! He connects and Shaggy Van Mystery goes for the three count...one,two,thre......oh Eliminator kicks Afterburner in the head knocking him off of the helpless Jaguar. Eliminator uses his overpowering strength against his surprised teammate.Then Eliminator jumps out of the ring and walks out of the arena with an extremely angry Naomi Blaze on his trail.With Afterburner now out on the mat Jaguar crawls over to pin him. Jaguar and Cougar come away with the victory in this one.The camera shot switches from the ring to the curtain from backstage as a Shadowy figure is watching things unfold in the cover of darkness.
Maine Heavyweight Title Match
Ninja Gaiden vs. Zombie w/Count
Lucard -- Champion
Count Lucard walks behind Zombie as they make their way to the ring.You can see Carl Childers in his Lawnmower repair shop cheering on the BAW Maine Heavyweight Champion.Once Zombie gets to the ring Gaiden doesn't even wait for the bell as he attacks! Several times during the match Zombie goes to hit the Ninja but he continuously disappears into a cloud of smoke only to reappear behind the unsuspecting Zombie.The crowd continues to be amazed with Gaiden's new skills inside the ring.Maybe Count Lucard has spent to much time with his two tag teams and not spent enough time training his singles wrestler. Zombie is clearly off his game tonight with missed punches and just unable to gain control of the match.But Zombie couldn't go the entire match without being Zombie. With one showstopping blow to the head Zombie takes down Ninja Gaiden. Then he drags Gaiden to three of the four ring post in patented Zombie style but stops just short of the fourth and looks to pause and rest a moment putting his hands on his knees.. Zombie decides to pick up his opponent instead and throws him into the ropes. As Ninja Gaiden goes into the ropes....................... he doesn't return and seems to have completely disappeared into another cloud of smoke..Zombie looks confused and turns around to check Count Lucard for direction when Ninja Gaiden comes flying from the top rope with "The Moonsault Splash"!!! This would be the final move of the night as Ninja Gaiden does the impossible and pins Zombie.
Stu Naham goes into the ring to interview the new champion."You seemed to have control of the match from the start.What gave you the ability to face an opponent such as Zombie and come out on top in the manner you did tonight?" The new champion responds out of breath"So many wrestlers are trained to mimic for so long that, even if they arrive at an overall conception of the work they wish to perform, their technical habits interfere with its realization. The wrestler becomes little more than the slave of his limbs. He works at his forms until he has acquired a set of conditioned reflexes, responding to the stimulus of performance like one of Lucard's dogs salivating at the sound of the bell. Unfortunately, the process which conditions the extremities also conditions the mind at the same time, with ruinous artistic consequences.What you seen tonight was a totally confused Zombie. Clumsiness led to his technical failures in particular. They have no other origins than in the making of simultaneous contradictory gestures" Stu Naham then says"So where will you go from here? We just got word that your picture just went up on the cover of BAW's website." Gaiden breaks eye contact with Stu for the first time" It feel's good to finally be unlocking my potential after all this time. I will represent the BAW with pride and honor." Ninja Gaiden is your new BAW Maine Heavyweight Champion! I'm sure this excites Pablo Millipede. You may remember Pablo has pinned Gaiden in both of their two meetings in the BAW. But he never faced the Gaiden that was in the ring tonight.
After the new Maine Heavyweight Champion finished speaking Zombie is still on the canvas with Count Lucard trying to talk to him.Zombie must have taken a very hard hit with that last move because Lucard starts calling for paramedics.With Bear Hugger,Mad Clown,Rat Master and Rat Eater all in the ring, Zombie has all his crew with him.
American Tag Team Title Match
Pit Bull & Kemzoki w/Stan Wicks vs.
Punisher & Wild Dog -- Champions
But tonight instead of the Green's to worry about they got New York Empire to take care of. Recently the New York Empire has dwindled in size but Mr.Wicks has made himself clear that his team's will be competitive and the only way to get in this group is by being a great athlete. As this match starts these two teams battle back and forth. Shaggy Van Mystery has a tough time getting and maintaining order in this one.Punisher takes over once things get orderly. He gives out the occasional yell to Mr.Wicks pacing the sidelines with Tombstone behind his every step.Wild Dog get's the tag and shows his high flying moves. Getting on the top rope,two,three,four times in a matter of minutes to flatten the disoriented Pit Bull in the center of the ring.Punisher comes back into the ring and he is very underrated as far as strength is concerned. He slams Pit Bull over and over like a sack of potatoes. And Pit Bull is no small fry.Kemzoki can't make the tag but has seen enough. He rushes into the ring past Van Mystery knocking him down in the process to hit the Punisher with a flying round house kick to the back of the head catching him off guard. Then Wild Dog jumps over the top rope into the ring and the four men go at it. Although Pit Bull doesn't provide much resistance due to exhaustion it would be made up for by Tombstone who joins the action with the Referee down. With Stanley Wicked's bodyguard helping, the New York Empire quickly takes down the champions. Then Tombstone grab's the Punisher in a move he calls the "Tombstone" You can hear the Punisher's back crack in the 1st row! Then he jumps out of the ring. Kemzoki puts Pit Bull over the Punisher and grabs Shaggy Van Mystery so he can get the three count.
Van Mystery starts the count,one,two,thr......oh he stops at two. Punisher has his leg on the ropes. Punisher rolls Pit Bull off him and then pins him. Kemzoki rushes back into the ring but is met by Wild Dog as Van Mystery gets the three count. Punisher and Wild Dog hold on to their BAW American Tag Team titles by defeating the New York Empire.
BAW World Heavyweight Title Match
Jumbo Warrior vs. Bloody Bulldog
w/Jimmy Bladder
^^^^^ Jack McGee in Dorey's Office ^^^^^^^
////////MAIN EVENT///////
BAW World Tag Team Title Match
Bear Hugger & Mad Clown w/Count Lucard vs. Samson & Kelesis Green -- Champions
The view takes fans back to Bear Hugger and Mad Clown who are in the ring.With the contenders waiting in the ring here come the Green's!!! Samson and Kelesis come to the ring alone tonight because Sylvia is in Atlanta.The BAW World Champions climb the top ropes and hold up their titles for the fans.It seems to be a mix of 50/50with the fan base for these two teams.The match starts with Bear Hugger and Samson locking up in the ring. The two large men go at it throwing punches at one another at center ring.
On McGee's why out Fabol Dorey himself is standing at the exit as he stares at the WMI reporter."So what brings you here tonight? I read your latest Underdog Spotlight story and I must say you are a man with a huge imagination. So now that you are here,what do you want?"
Back in the ring it's Kelesis holding Mad Clown in a arm bar. Every time the big man makes a move the smaller,faster Kelesis comes back with a counter-move to stop him. The World Tag Team Champions are on their game tonight as they usually are.
Back in the hallway......... McGee states his case to Fabol"I was just wanting to talk with Mickey and find out what he thought about what I had said. I don't believe he is in on it but after reading my column he would have surely put some clues together." Fabol replies "Mr.McGee don't make me angry,you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Hugger and Clown have taken control of the match with Kelesis in severe pain. Hugger comes down with a big belly splash right onto the smaller Green brother.Then he tag's Mad Clown and he also hit's Kelesis with a giant splash!!! Then Bear Hugger tags back in and instead of coming in the ring he climbs the top rope and does another massive splash that lands directly onto a seriously injured Kelesis Green.
Mickey steps outside E.S.G.and yells at Jack McGee who has just been thrown out." You are wrong Jack, I asked Silverdog to come wrestle here in New York on a weekly basis. He just won't come because he claims he has unfinished business in Atlanta to take care of." Mickey with an angry look continues" Give me one good reason why I shouldn't have you arrested and sue WMI magazine for slander?" McGee responds"I know this is gonna sound crazy and I'm the last person you would want to hear this from but I believe Zombie was poisoned before his match and I also think someone tried to do the same thing to Hugger and Clown in the match that's going on right now."Mickey asked just to humor him"And who do you think is behind it?" McGee looks with a straight face"I'm not sure who put her up to it but I think it's Morgan Steele from the MPW." Mickey Brakkadogg has heard enough as he turns to walk back in.
Mad Clown goes to the top rope for the final splash and lands directly in front of Kelesis like he ran out of steam. Looks like Mad Clown missed on the jump and knocked himself out cold in the collision with the mat.Kelesis crawls over to tag Samson who picks up Mad Clown and power slams him and goes for the pin.Shaggy van Mystery starts the count one,two,three...ding ding ding .The match is over and "Your winners Samson and Kelesis Green and still your BAW World Tag Team Champions!" After the match the Greens rush out of the ring. Hugger goes over to get Mad Clown but he is out cold. He starts yelling for the EMT's to come get his partner.
^^^^^MESSAGE FROM THE TOP -- FABOL DOREY^^^^^^^
Then the camera zooms out and the Green brothers are standing there. Kelesis steps up to speak." We are very thankful for this opportunity we have been giving here in New York,the most exciting wrestling in the world, and we are looking forward to carting the torch as World Champions for along time."
Then Samson comes up and says" Anyone anytime and we will be ready!" Then the two wrestlers step back so room is made for Fabol and Mickey to approach the camera.
Mickey speaks this time as he gives Samson a smack on his shoulder" These two legends of wrestling will also have company as World champion. The BAW, threw sanctions met by the NWL (National Wrestling League) will now carry a BAW World Heavyweight Title!"Dorey is smiling from ear to ear at this point just listening to Mickey speak. "Yes, you heard me correct and our new champion will be crowned on August 9th,2010 during Starr Mania right here at Empire Square Gardens."
Although Kelesis had to leave due to an appointment with WMI magazine Samson stuck around to make a request,"Mr.Brakkadogg ...Mr.Dorey I understand you want to crown a champion alongside me and my brother during Starr Mania but I wanted to request a spot in the BAW World Heavyweight Title match."
Mickey and Fabol just look at one another......................then the show comes on.
Generation Lost w/Count Lucard vs.
Altered Beast & Fender Tremolo
Aussie Aces vs. Tornado Waster &
Cyclone Killer
Porter-"Well......"
Outlaw-"I mean you fans pay good money to come see use and don't you think they should get the real us?''
Porter-"Well I don't know?"
Outlaw-"Come on mate don't be a bloody cactus.I will put a frog in a sock in a moment."
Porter-"Well you can use them for now but I will have to double check with the board and we will talk again."Johnson exits the ramp.Zanthor Golden yells out"HOLY DOOLEY!!!"And the two wrestlers ride to the ring in style.
Tornado Waster and Cyclone Killer are really upset for having to wait for the extended period of time. Van Mystery calls for the bell and this match gets underway. Cyclone Killer has perfected his spinning kicks to a point he resembles a helicopter taking off.But even with those kicks the Aussies come back. Once Surf Outlaw get's Killer into his "Surfboard" finishing move it's lights out. Van Mystery calls for the bell after Cyclone Killer goes into unconsciousness. The Aces find another way to win over a very talented team tonight. As Golden and Surfer go to leave the arena they look around and can't seem to find their surf boards. Then a banging echo's threw the arena as it's Mickey Brakkadogg standing in the window holding both boards. He's waving his finger back and forth as to say no,no,no.
Samson Green vs. Moby
As Samson was leaving the ring Jumbo Warrior runs to the ring carrying his BAW American Heavyweight Title. He grabs the microphone and says" You wanna be world champion Samson?Well you will have to go threw me first!!! I am the number one contender for the new World belt and I plan on taking it." Samson grabs the mic out of Jumbo's hand,"I'm about sick of you running of at the mouth!"The fans go wild when Samson says that.Jumbo Warrior is just looking around at the fans.Somewhere along the way Jumbo Warrior has lost his fan support and the Green's have picked up the fans.Samson continues" I don't have to wait for the BAW to sign a match I will take you on right here." The fans scream even more for the match to happen.Shaggy Van Mystery who is standing there just shrugs as to say "sure thing gang"so Samson and Jumbo Warrior come nose to nose in center ring. Just then Mickey Brakkadogg comes rushing to the ring with someone in a nice suit. Brakkadogg grabs the mic and says this match isn't sanctioned by the NWL and it can't happen right now."The two men are still with eyes locked on one another.Then the man in the suit says "My name is Jack Johnson...I'm E.C.Porters replacement. Things will be done the way I say or there will be consequences." Jumbo and Samson look at Mr.Johnson." We have certain rules we are trying to establish here and around the NWL. We must abide by the rules or their can be no growth for us or you and your careers."The fans booing at this point. Then Johnson says"If you both don't leave the ring right now you will both be stripped of your belts and suspended for 60 days." Mickey is standing firm as both men calmly exit the ring and depart ways.
Crash Masters vs. Johnny Rocket &
Cleveland McGee
Pit Bull w/Stan Wicks & Tombstone vs.
Vitautus Cibas
^^^^^CARL'S CORNER^^^^^^^
Then he stand's up and looks directly at the crowd"First order of business. I reckon Starr Mania is gonna be the biggest thing to hit since Katrina.Just like DNA sequencing technologies progress further and further everyday...mmMMmmm...I reckon the BAW is getting better at that same astronomical rate I reckon. UmmmHummm......"As he finishes talking Count Lucard join's Carl with Bear Hugger and Mad Clown.
Carl stands up and greets the men,"Howdy fellers.You are my first guest here at Carl's Corner. And if you need I got plenty spare parts you and your big fellers can take home."Carl hands Mad Clown a coil from the silver series lawn mower in the front. Mad Clown looks at it confused with his head tilted like that of a canine.
Count Lucard-"Next Monday night we will face the BAW World Tag Team Champions Kelesis and Samson Green. I'm here to tell you the reign of green is over. We will be the next world champions and nothing can stop us."Lucard turn's and smacks Bear Hugger on the shoulder and says"Tell'em Bear!"
Bear Hugger-Wearing his overhauls he looks like he's straight out of the movie "Deliverance" but he speaks in a deep Canadian accent which is even creeper" I've had enough,we've had enough..."Then Rat Master and Rat Eater walk onto the scene and start singing"I knew right from the beggining that you guys would end up winning...you'll put an arrow threw the Green's heart." Then Bear Hugger picks up Rat Master in a big Bear Hug. Rat Eater jumps on Mad Clown's back and ask what he has in his hand.
And then Zombie walks out wearing the Maine Heavyweight Belt.Carl says"Look,the Maine Heavyweight Champion. It's Zombie everybody! It's nice to meet you Mr.Zombie man sir." Carl says like he is starstruck.
Count Lucard-These are my guys and I would do anything to insure their success here in the BAW. We all get along like brothers as you can see here.It's that kind of love that will defeat the Greens come Starr Mania next Monday.Then everybody walks off screen execpt Count Lucard and Zombie head toward the ring.
Carl- Well I don't know if they can beat them Green fellers but that was the MAINE heavyweight champion Zombie right here. And he's getting ready to defend his title right now. So let's get to the ring and check out this main event match!"
////////MAIN EVENT///////
Maine Heavyweight Title Match
Ninja Gaiden vs. Zombie w/Count
Lucard -- Champion
^^^^^MESSAGE FROM THE BOOKER -- MICKEY
BRAKKADOGG^^^^^^^
Sylvia vs. Pantha
Cuban Giant vs. Paul Star
Rat Squad vs. Johnny Rocket & Cleveland McGee
Aussie Aces(Surf Outlaw & Zanthor Golden) vs. Vladimir Mikusow & Paul Rumachik
Crash Masters(Chop Socky & Cherry Boy) vs. Wendigo & Moby
N.Y. Empire(Pit Bull & Kemzoki) w/Stan Wicks vs. Hector Montoya & Cucamonga
Maine Heavyweight Title Match
Mr. Steel w/Stan Wicks vs. Zombie w/Count Lucard - champion
////////MAIN EVENT///////
American Tag Team Title Match
Bear Hugger & Mad Clown vs. Punisher & Wild Dog - champions
^^^^^MESSAGE FROM THE TOP - FABOL DOREY^^^^^^^
Naomi Blaze vs. Sylvia
Ninja Gaiden vs. Pablo
Millipede
^^^^^INTERVIEW with Count Lucard^^^^^^^
Count Lucard '' Well thanks Mickey and you can call me Count by the way. And speaking of getting
it right the first time.....Instant replays have become old hat. Whether it's an impressive bodyslam
or a slam dunk or a touchdown pass, we never have to worry about missing it the first time around.
It'll be back again and again, and probably again. In slow motion at least once. Every coordinated
movement, every graceful or powerful motion returns to be analyzed by fan and announcer like you
Mick.
It occurred to me recently that I'd enjoy ......for lack of a better word, delayed replays of
some of the more significant times in my life. I'm fantasizing the possibility of having a chance to
relive a particular experience that could have been handled differently. More wisely. With greater
tact. In better taste. You know, all those "If I had that to do over again" thoughts. Wouldn't that
be neat Mickey?
Mickey Brakkadogg"What are you getting at Count Lucard?You are speaking in riddles."
Count Lucard "All things good come to those who wait Mick. I lost a great wrestler in Killer Fangs I was managing simple due to the direction this company has turned. Killer Fangs could see the writing on the wall and got out while the time was right.I however only plan to take advantage of the situation here in New York because I "do have it to do over again" so without further ado I would like to present me newest clients Bear Hugger and Mad Clown!!!
The two extremely large men enter the camera and stand behind Count Lucard. We have already signed a contract to wrestle Punisher and Wild Dog for the BAW American Tag Team Titles in there next title defense.
Bear Hugger & Mad Clown w/Count Lucard vs. Eliminator & Afterburner w/Naomi Blaze
Colonel Slugger vs. Mr. Steel w/Stan
Wicks
////////MAIN EVENT///////
Twin Towers Tag Team Title Match
Tornado Waster & Cyclone Killer vs.
Jaguar & Cougar w/Pantha - champions
^^^^^INTERVIEW with Jumbo Warrior^^^^^^^
Jumbo Warrior "Well Mr.Brakkadogg how is it the biggest title holder in the region doesn't always get the main event matches? I know the Green's are the World Tag Team Champions and all that but to me it's a disrespect to our fans and our organization to let this continue to go on like this."
Mickey Brakkadogg "This is a business Jumbo and until you see it that way you will continue to have mixed feeling about it.Fabol Dorey is a particular man."
Jumbo Warrior "Well I got loyalty for you.Silverdog!!! I want a shot at your WMI World Heavyweight Title and I'll even put my BAW American Heavyweight Title on the line to get a shot.Hear me Silverdog,hear me good!!! I promise over the next few weeks you will start to hear me if ou don't already.
Mickey Brakkadogg "Oh my a title vs title match....this could defiantly be worthy of a main event. But first Silverdog must agree to give you a shot and he has so many worthy contenders. And in other BAW news the Twin Towers Heavyweight Championship has been retired.Many speculate this is the reasoning for the departure of Killer Fangs.Well fans until next time this has been your Big Apple Wrestling network.
Naomi Blaze vs. Pantha
Angel of the City & Snake Plissken vs.
Rat Master & Rat Eater
Dynamo Man vs. Heart Ripper w/Stan
Wicks
Tornado Waster & Cyclone Killer vs. Dr.
Teeth & Mr. Steel w/Stan Wicks
American Heavyweight Title Match
Ninja Gaiden vs. Jumbo Warrior -
champion
////////MAIN EVENT///////
WMI World Tag Team Title Match
Punisher & Wild Dog vs. Samson &
Kelesis Green - champions
SYlvia vs. Naomi Blaze
Tiwn Towers Tag Team Title Match
Angel of the City & Snake Plissken vs.
Jaguar & Cougar w/Pantha - champions
Maine Heavyweight Title Match
Pit BUll w/Stan Wicks vs. Zombie
w/Count Lucard
Twin Towers Heavyweight Title Match
Mr Steel w/Stan Wicks vs. Killer Fangs
w/Count Lucard
American Heavyweight Title Match
Pablo Millipede vs. Jumbo Warrior -
champion
////////MAIN EVENT///////
American Tag Team Title Match
Punisher & Wild Dog vs. Samson &
Kelesis Green - champions