Sunday - October 17, 2010
Naha Sports Expo - Naha, Okinawa
RESULTS

The show opens in the office of Cliff Rickond.............

CLIFF RICKOND
Gentlemen, I've asked you to join me for this meeting concerning your both your tag team championships. I attended a meeting of the board of directors for the CWI earlier this week, and to make a long story short, they feel it would be best to consolidate the Okinawa tag team titles and the All-Japan tag team titles.

SEASIDE
Consolidate? But why?

JACOB MARLOWE
It's very obvious, water-boy! You two punks aint worthy to be called champions. So they are eliminating your belts altogether.

CLIFF RICKOND
Actually, Mr. Marlowe. The CWI decided to keep the Okinawa tag team titles to represent the prefecture of Okinawa. With the All-Japan singles championship to represent the country of Japan, the board felt it would be more politically correct to drop the All-Japan tag team belts.

JACOB MARLOWE
WHAT THE!!?? What's that all a'boot!! Me an' Tunnel Runner aint gonna stand fer it!!

[Caveman Hegor chuckles.....]

JACOB MARLOWE
Laugh it up, caveman! Why don't you go back to the Geico commercials where you belong!

Tunnel Runner sits motionless, although his eyes slide to the side to veer out at Caveman Hegor. His eerie mask covers his facial expressions, but the mask itself and the intense eyes are enough to show that there is much rage in this wild masked man.

CLIFF RICKOND
Relax, gentlemen. Let's save it for the ring tonight. These Okinawan fans have long waited for the CWI to come to their island. The CWI must show respect and representation for all of the countries we frequent most often. That was the most important factor in deciding to keep the Okinawan tag titles over the All-Japan tag titles. We didn't need both. I'm sure that you men will give the Okinawan fans something to remember for a long time to come. Give them their money's worth and then some, gentlemen!

The scene switches to the excited crowd of the newly constructed Naha Sports Expo. The CWI had recently poured some of it's vast monetary profits over the past six quarters to have a special arena built on the tiny coastal city of Okinawa Island. The capital city of the Japanese prefecture. Just as the CWI had done in the Fiji Islands. Kirk Chaser, Toshibi Kagiro, and Miki Fukazawa begin commentating the exciting lineup for tonight's show.

NERVE BUSTER
"Heeeeeeeeeeeey! Me and myyyyyyy partneeeeeeeerrr are gonna crush those pun-eeeeeeeeeeey...wiiiiiiiiiiiiimpsss! Haaa haaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa....aaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!"

Mercifully, the interview was ended as quickly as Rayner could run off the stage, taking his microphone with him. Nerve Buster and Heart Ripper just shrugged and laughed hysterically while walking to the ring.

The action was fast and furious, as 5th Gear and Nerve Buster started things off for their teams. 5th Gear just making his way into the CWI had just signed an endorsement deal with Aminocity a month and a half ago, and was looking better than ever. The tagging in and out by both teams, sharp and quick teamwork provided the fans with an excellent matchup. Both teams were proving themselves to be more additions to the evergrowing talent pool in the tag team division of the CWI. However, in the end, it was the experience of Nerve Buster and Heart Ripper being a team for a long time that ultimately led them to victory tonight. Nerve Buster shrieked in triumph, and Heart Ripper taunted Mac and Gear. Doc Louis gave his team encouragement however, and told them that they will develop the chemistry over time that their opponents displayed tonight.

The Space Monsters displayed one of the most devastating finishers to date. Purple Lava Creature climbed to the top turnbuckle after receiving the tag from Mace Monster. Mace Monster hefted Bo Crush onto his shoulders and walked to the corner so Lava Creature could slap a huge grip on Bo's throat, and the other under Bo's armpit. Then as cameras flashed throughout the arena, Lava Creature leaped into the air and chokeslammed Bo Crush hard to the mat from the top turnbuckle!!! The impact from the move bounced the mat so hard that it caused referee Jughead Jones to bounce in the air, then land on his backside. He crawled over and counted the pinfall....1...2...3. The Space Monsters win in devastating fashion!

Backstage, L.A. Destructor and his Super Ultimate teammates are watching the action on a monitor.

MACHO DESTROYER
Those guys are friends of DVR. They could become a threat to us. Let's go take them out of commission NOW, while we have them outnumbered!"

L.A. Destructor calmly waves off the suggestion with a slight gesture of his large hand.

L.A. DESTRUCTOR
"Patience, my friend. Now is not the time. DVR seems to have alot of friends these days. Apparently he is trying to build an army of some sort. He knows he can't take back the International title from me in a fair fight. Much less the WWO World Heavyweight title. But DVR seems to forget one thing. Big armies don't stick together very long. They always crumble due to jealousy or their weak links. Remember the Spartans? Where are they now?"

L.A. SPIKE
"My brother is right. No army can defeat the Super Ultimates, no matter how big it is!"

L.A. DESTRUCTOR
"Not only that. But I have other fish to fry tonight. It seems that little twerp, Dragon Lee, didn't learn his lesson when I kicked his head into Concussion City a month ago. Tonight, I take him out of wrestling.....for...ever."

However, the action would be short-lived as none other than Fuji Hakuji led a suprise attack, in which he directed Wu Ao and Akako Sasaki into attacking Clover while Hayley was in the ring wrestling Shayna Carlton. Referee Jughead Jones immediately called for a DQ, giving the win to Hayley and Clover.

Hayley immediately went out to help Clover fight off Ao and Sasaki. But then, Fuji Hakuji called in reinforcements! Hoshi Cho and Ling Xiaoyu ran down to join in on the attack on Hayley and Clover. But the champs weren't outnumbered long....because Star Blake and Shayna Carlton burst out of the ring to even the odds. Hakuji called for his women to retreat. Then Clover, Hayley, Star Blake, and Shayna Carlton all stood side by side as the fans cheered.

Meanwhile, back in the locker room Dragon Lee seems suprised at what he just saw on the monitor. He leaves his locker room and walks down the corridor until he finally finds his friend,...Jin Kazama.

DRAGON LEE
Kazama! My friend. What is Ling doing? Is she working with Hakuji now?

Kazama turns his head away from Dragon Lee, avoiding eye contact, and speaks solemly.

JIN KAZAMA
I...don't want to talk about it, Lee. While you were away healing from your concussion at the hands of the Super Ultimates,......me and Ling....We..........we decided, that perhaps your way is not the right path for us to succeed.

DRAGON LEE
What do you mean? Do you believe that Fuji Hakuji will choose the correct path for you? Hakuji is a dishonest man. He will only lead you to the path of self-destruction, my friend.

Jin Kazama's gaze remains toward the ground, but he turns his head slightly towards Dragon Lee,....but then stops, and then turns his entire body away and slowly begins walking down the corridor.

JIN KAZAMA
I am sorry, Dragon. Hakuji says you are not strong enough to lead us past forces as powerful as the Super Ultimates. Lin and I have decided to join Hakuji's army. Then we will have nothing to fear.

Dragon Lee lowers his head and closes his eyes as Jin Kazama's footsteps trail off down the corridor. The Dragon shakes his head in disappointment. Then the scene switches back to the arena.

The match was exciting to say the least. Hegor and Seaside were stupendous taking Marlowe off his feet with a double dropkick, very reminiscent to the Goldmine Express. Marlowe was fuming, but eventually after an eye-gouge he took control of the match, and tagged in his parter, Tunnel Runner. That would begin the long cycle of punishment for Caveman Hegor. After several minutes of punishment, near escapes to tag in his partner, Seaside,.....Hegor finally made it to the corner to tag in his fresh partner. The Okinawa fans erupted in cheers. Seaside would fly over the top rope and nail Marlowe and Tunnel Runner with fists to the head. All four men would battle in the middle of the ring, until eventually Tunnel Runner and Hegor ended up on the floor in a scuffle. Seaside would execute a somersault into a pinning position to get the victory for his team....and remain the Okinawa Tag Team Champions.

The celebration was short-lived. As Scarecrow and Phantom Konger charged the ring, the entire Calamity Crew beat down Seaside and Caveman Hegor. Finally leaving them lying in the middle of the ring, as the Okinawan fans booed.

Once DVR is in the ring, he unsnaps the Asia TV title from his waist and holds it high in the air. As he turns to hand the belt to Clover, Chinese Chopper attacks him from behind. Chopper unleashes several chops to the top of DVR's head and to the trapezius muscles. Chinese Chopper controls the first minute of the match, hitting DVR with devastating chops knocking him to the mat.

The fans start chanting "D-V-R....D-V-R....D-V-R". Chinese Chopper whips DVR into the ropes and tries to hit him with another knife-edge chop as he's bouncing back, but DVR takes a rolling dive under Chopper's arm, then bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring. As Chopper turns to face DVR, DVR nails him with a flying headbutt to the sternum! Fuji Hakuji begins yelling frantically in Japanese. DVR picks Chopper up and presses him over his head, then slams him hard to the mat. Then DVR grabs Chopper and whips him hard into the corner-buckle. Then DVR closes in and unleashes a 15-punch boxing combination to the ribs, chest, and head of Chinese Chopper. DVR takes a step back and watches Chinese Chopper stumble out from the corner, then falls headfirst onto the mat. DVR motions to the crowd, signaling the Ramrock Shock, and the fans come to their feet.

Hakuji had apparently already signalled for Deadly Warrior to come to the ring, and Deadly Warrior catches DVR from behind with a kick to the lower back. Referee Jughead Jones calls for the bell, awarding the match to DVR by disqualification. Then Chinese Chopper gets back to his feet and joins Deadly Warrior in attacking DVR as Fuji Hakuji enters the ring to direct the attack. But it doesn't take long for the Great Kowbunki to charge the ring and come to DVR's aid. With Kowbunki helping him, DVR quickly gets back to his feet and he sends Chinese Chopper flying over the top rope to the floor. Clover enters the ring as well and levels Fuji Hakuji with a spinning heel kick. Hakuji lands on his back, then rolls under the bottom rope to the floor. Meanwhile, Kowbunki and Deadly Warrior are going at it in a blazing speed of martial arts madness. Kowbunki is getting the best of things this time however, countering every move that Deadly Warrior attempts. Then Kowbunki drops and spins with his left leg, sweeping Deadly warrior's feet out from under him causing him to land hard on his back. Deadly Warrior slides out of the ring holding his back, and Fuji Hakuji and Chinese Chopper direct him into a retreat. The crowd is electrified as they cheer for DVR, Clover, and Kowbunki.

Then the screen goes black and is replaced with the entrance video of Dragon Lee. "Waaaaaaaa-chaaaaaaaaaaaa!" blasts over the speakers as Dragon Lee's entrance music begins playing and the fans come to their feet as Dragon Lee appears at the top of the ramp, then walks to the ring. Dragon Lee is introduced to the crowd to a large ovation. Then he stands and awaits the entrance of L.A. Destructor.

L.A. Destructor walks to the ring amidst a sea of boos. Destructor unphased by the hatred coming from the Okinawa fans, lifts his finger towards the ring at Dragon Lee, then gives him the cut-throat signal. Destructor has the WWO World Heavyweight title around his waist, and the International title over his shoulder. Destructor walks slowly up the ring steps, then swings his leg over the top rope, and steps into the ring.

The match is exciting. Dragon Lee throws some lightning fast high-kics toward Destructor's head, which he blocks with his massive forearms. Dragon Lee finds little success at first, but finally finds and opening and is able to execute some of his patented wave-crashing offense. He appears to flow like water. However, unlike alot of Dragon Lee's opponents, L.A. Destructor would recuperate and deliver some of his own devastating punishment. Towards the end of the match, Dragon Lee would climb to the top rope preparing to leap off with one of his patented moves, the "flying Dragon kick". L.A. Destructor was to one knee on the mat, but just as Dragon Lee leaps from the turnbuckle, Destructor shoots up quickly and lifts his giant leg into the air, and his big boot connects with the chin of Dragon Lee, knocking him hard to the mat, causing a collective gasp from the Okinawa crowd. Dragon Lee lay almost motionless on the mat. Destructor could have probably pinned him at this point. But he isn't done with Lee yet. Destructor would execute his finisher, Total Destruction on Lee, then cover him for the pin......1...2...3! L.A. Destructor wins!

The other three members of the Super Ultimates would run to the ring to join their partner. All four Super Ulitmate members stood around the fallen Dragon Lee. Macho Destroyer had a can of black spray paint in his hands. Doom Knight uses his foot to roll Lee over onto his belly. Then Macho Destroyer shakes the paint can, and sprays the letters "S.U." onto his back, and the fans boo vehemently and pelt the ring with soda cups and trash. The four men begin laughing, and L.A. Spike mimicks some martial arts poses and yells "waaa-chaaa" after doing each one. Destructor, Doom Knight, and Macho Destroyer all get a good laugh from Spike's shenanigans.

Backstage, Jin Kazama watches on the monitor inside the locker room of his new allies, Hakuji Inc. King Hippo is sitting beside him and he can tell that Kazama would like to go help Lee. Kazama looks up and sees that Hippo staring at him, then Kazama just shrugs his shoulders. Hippo gives out a low chuckle as his huge belly shakes, and slaps Kazama on the shoulder.

Meanwhile back in the ring, Lee is trying to get back to his feet, but he is still groggy. And Doom Knight keeps using his big boot to shove Lee back to the mat on his face. The fans are livid! But then out of nowhere, DVR charges down the ramp leading a rescue team! The fans erupt, but the Super Ultimates are too busy having fun to notice DVR leading 3 large men to the ring.....the Space Monsters!!!

The Super Ultimates turn just in time to see them charging into the ring. DVR, Mace Monster, Purple Lava Creature, and UniKlops enter the ring and take the fight to the Ultimates. DVR levels L.A. Spike with a hard right-hand. Lava Creature goes after Doom Knight, Mace Monster tackles Macho Destroyer, and UniKlops sends a big forearm into the chin of L.A. Destructor. DVR and the Space Monsters quickly clear the ring of the Super Ultimates as they regroup on the floor. The Okinawa fans are going crazy.

Macho Destroyer wants to climb back into the ring, but Doom Knight and L.A. Spike grab him and hold him at bay. L.A. Destructor glares up at the four men in the ring. Then his face calms, and he smiles almost in amusement. The Super Ultimates slowly back away from the ring. DVR walks over to check on Dragon Lee. The Space Monsters are yelling for the Ultimates to get back into the ring, but they continue to retreat slowly back up the entrance ramp. The show comes to a close as the Turnbuckle Taboo logo and copyright 2010 appears at the bottom of the screen. Fade to commercial...........

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Sunday - September 27, 2010
Tidal Wave Arena - Honolulu, Hawaii
RESULTS

MPW Women's World Tag Team Title Match
Naomi Blaze & Angelica Ice vs. The Sexy People (Bevurlee Hillz & Hollie Wood) -- champions

Bevurlee and Hollie were as obnoxious as ever to the fans in the jam-packed arena. The newly allied team of Naomi Blaze and Angelica Ice had their work cut out for them against the Sexy People. Ice held her end of the bargain, as she was more than capable of handling either Bevurlee or Hollie, one on one. Naomi Blaze offered some help, but as a tag team Ice and Blaze were no match for Hillz and Wood. Bevurlee Hillz would eventually get the pinfall on Blaze following a tremendous super-plex from the middle turnbuckle. The Sexy People retain the Women's World Tag Team titles. Following the match, Bevurlee and Hollie berated the women's division in the MPW, calling everyone else jealous, no-talent skanks. A couple of suprise attendants on the front row at ringside stood up and made their way to the ring.......Titania and Sanguine Karma!! As they entered the ring however, the flabbergasted duo of Bevurlee Hillz and Hollie Wood made their hasty exit. Sanguine Karma grabbed a microphone and warned the Sexy People that she and Titania would be coming for their titles very soon.

HWF Pacific Coast Heavyweight Title Match
Cruncher w/Red Sonja vs. Karate Fighter -- Champion

Karate Fighter would face a muscular mountain of a man in Cruncher in defense of his Pacific Coast title, and the sexy Red Sonja did her best to offer distraction to make things even more difficult for the champion. However Karate Fighter miraculously held off the bigger challenger by using his lighting fast punching combos and flying heel kicks. Karate Fighter would execute a brilliant gymnastic diving move from the top turnbuckle to roll up Cruncher for the pinfall, and retain his title.

CWI All-Japan Heavyweight Title Match
Great Kowbunki vs. L.A. Spike -- Champion

Kowbunki would take the All-Japan to the limit. Spike was more impressive in this title defense, as he was learning to adjust to smaller, quicker martial artist opponents. These two would battle back and forth in an exciting match. Deadly Warrior showed up at ringside and stood silently watching the action take place, but not once did he interfere. When the 15-minute time limit expired, Deadly Warrior made his move. He charged the ring and attacked his brother. Kowbunki tired from his battle with Spike, immediately fell prey to his brother. LA Spike left the ring with his All-Japan title uninterested in the attack in the ring. After Deadly Warrior beat down Kowbunki......he left him lying in the middle of the ring. Then Deadly Warrior lifted his head and out of his mouth shot a black mist into the air. Then an eerie synical laugh echoed through the arena speakers. Then Deadly Warrior left the arena.

DVR CONTRACT ANNOUNCEMENT

DVR and Clover would make their way to the ring for the anticipated announcement. DVR would delight the fans by announcing that he had just signed a new contract to stay in the CWI. However, he noted that his new contract gave him freedom to appear on any wrestling program in the world. It took alot of prodding to get Cliff Rickond to finally cave in on the deal. However DVR noted that he plans on showing up in the HWF on a regular basis, which brought delight to the fans in attendance. Robbie Viper would make an unwelcome appearance at the top of the entrance ramp and take a few verbal jabs at DVR. DVR welcomed Viper to come to the ring and back up his words, but Viper hesitantly declined

WWO World Six-Man Tag Team Title Match
Super Ninja, Samurai, & Shogun vs. Assassin Bombs (Boom, Bam, & Bang) -- Champions

Super Ninja's team had the unanimous support of the fans tonight, and they fought like a well-oiled machine, however it would not be enough as the Assassin Bombs would prevail thanks to several underhanded tactics. The World Six-Man trophy that the Assassin Bombs had taken from the Mat Maniacs and had formerly been sponsored by the WMI, was now donning a new gold faceplate at the bottom with the letters WWO. The Bombs appear to be at the top of six-man team supremacy at the moment with a win over a quality contending team tonight.

WWO World Tag Team Title Match
The Barbarians (Throm & Conan) vs. Super Ultimates (Macho Destroyer & Doom Knight)

The battle was on to crown the first ever WWO World tag team champions. Two of the most respected tag teams in the world were squaring off. The HWF tag team champions, the Barbarians, Throm & Conan and the CWI International tag team champions, the Super Ultimates, Macho Destroyer & Doom Knight. Both teams are former MPW World tag team champions, and tonight they were each looking to become tag champions of the world once again.

In what was a tremendous matchup of brute strength and consumate brawling, both teams exhibited seasoned teamwork and determination. Both teams were impressive, and the losing team would have nothing to be ashamed of, for they both put it all on the line. In the end however, it was Macho Destroyer and Doom Knight taking the win, as Doom Knight nailed Throm with his often controversially criticized and possibly "loaded" gloved hand, which he appeared to be adjusting before being tagged in by his partner, Macho Destroyer. Barbarians' valet, Valeria, complained to referee Jughead Jones to no avail, and the Super Ultimates evergrowing collection of championship titles continue.

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WWO World Heavyweight Title Match
Crusher w/Red Sonja vs. L.A. Destructor

Destructor immediately charges the corner of Crusher who has his back turned while getting last minute instruction from Red Sonja. Destructor pummels Crusher with several elbow smashes and forearms to the neck and back. Destructor rams Crusher's head into the turnbuckle. Sonja screams at Destructor with the fury of a woman scorned. Then she yells to Crusher to fight back. Destructor rams Crusher's head into the turnbuckle one more time, and Crushers stumbles backward a couple steps then lands hard on his back. Destructor smirks at an enraged Red Sonja on the outside of the ring. Destructor begins stomping Crusher with big boots to the back.

Destructor pulls Crusher up off the mat and gets ready to hammer him with a large forearm, but Crusher blocks it and suprises Destructor with a quick double-handed cross chop to the chest. Then Crusher nails Destructor with big fists causing the big man to stumble backwards after each blow. Crusher would finally take a couple steps back then take a running lunge using all his bodyweight as a battering ram to take the big Destructor off his feet. The match would continue on for 15 more minutes, with L.A. Destructor in control for at least 10 of those minutes. Near the end, a very and winded Crusher would try and make one last attempt at a comeback, but L.A. Spike would make his way to ringside to offer some vocal support to his brother, L.A. Destructor.

Red Sonja anticipated some type of interference from Spike, so she walked around the ring to confront him. Spike saw her coming, and he noticed Crusher turn his head to watch what was happening. So just as Sonja stopped right in front of Spike, yelling at him, Spike immediately grabbed Sonja by both forearms, and forced her into receiving a big kiss!!! Crusher saw the whole thing, and saw Sonja wailing her arms trying to break free. Crusher was about to charge out of the ring to rescue his manager, but L.A. Destructor seized the opportunity and leveled Crusher in the side of the head with a big boot that sent the nearly 500-pound man face-first into the canvas. Destructor rolled the big man over and covered him for the pin.......1......2......3!!! L.A. Destructor captures the WWO World Heavyweight title!! That brings the Super Ultimates belt collection to 5 in name, and 7 in actual number of belts.

Spike released Sonja from the kiss after hearing the bell ring and the PA announcer declaring his brother as the newly crowned WWO World Heavyweight Champion. Red Sonja promptly smacked Spike in the face. The slap would have echoed in the arena, if it had not been for the loud ovation of boos and jeers from the crowd. Spike grabbed his cheek, but did not retalliate. He simply started laughing and said......"You know you liked it, red."
Sonja's face was red with anger and her eyes watery, her teeth gritted in anger. She rubbed her wrist that she apparently hurt while slapping Spike. But she slowly turned away and climbed into the ring to check on Crusher. L.A. Destructor exited the ring with the WWO strap over his shoulder and high-fived his grinning brother, Spike. Both men looked back into the ring as Sonja was attending to a very groggy Crusher who was trying to collect his senses about him, after being knocked out by the big boot to the side of the head.

The show would come to a close as Macho Destroyer and Doom Knight met Spike and Destructor at the top of the entrance ramp with the rest of the group's championship belts. All four members of the Super Ultimates held their belts high in the air as "The One" by Rob Zombie blasted over the speakers. About 90% of the fans in attendance booed loudly......while the minority of 10% actually cheered.....although they were mostly drowned out.

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