Detroit,Michigan - The Kingdom
Saturday August 28, 2010
The Kingdom gets it's first visit from All-Star wrestling tonight. This is one of the four buildings along with the Powerdome in Chicago, Iron Dome in St.Cloud and the smaller All Star Studios in Madison,Wisconsin that will get regular visit's from the SWA. Tonight the fans from Detroit are in a time warp! Some hometown celebrities are in attendance tonight to help kick off the SWA's first appearance here in Detroit. Former heavyweight boxing champion Joe Louis will be at ringside to ring the bell for all of tonight's matches. Performing before the show tonight was Paul McCartney and Ringo to bring Motown back to life.
After the camera moves from Joe Louis it takes us backstage where Grant Heilman is standing by with the Warlords.
Heilman starts the interview: "How are you guys feeling after all your recent injuries?" Viking responds first," We are in perfect working order now. But we are missing our SWA World Tag team Titles! Bruiser and Hulkman you better enjoy them while you have them because I promise we won't be separated from them for long!"
Then Falcon steps in: "BRUISER AND HULKMAN YOUR TIME IS NEAR! WE WILL BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN LIMBS WHEN WE GET YOU BACK IN THE RING!" Tall Titan is in the background flexing as Viking and Falcon speak.
Grant Heilman: "Some of the other wrestlers in the SWA include the Nerf Herders, Mad Soldiers, Dr.Teeth and Mr.Steel, Kalama and Zambula, Golden Idol and Korillean Killer, Muscle Massacre and Bone Breaker, Buzzard and Vulture. The Fire Giants also wrestle in tag team action. How do you feel about this level of competition? Where do the Warlords fit in?"
Viking: "There's no denying the Spectacular Wrestling Association is in fact Spectacular. But we are the number one tag team in the SWA! We are gonna prove it when we get Bruiser and Hulkman back in the ring. WE ARE THE WARLORDS!" Then Viking hits a most muscular pose.
Grant Heilman: "How do you feel about what people are saying about the Nerf Herders? Most people think Xerxes and Big Swan should get the next title shot since they are the SWA Mid West tag team champions."
Falcon screams again in response: "WE WILL WIN THOSE WORLD STRAPS BACK AND NOBODY'S GONNA STOP US! WE DON'T CARE WHO WE GOTTA GO THROUGH TO GET 'EM BACK EITHER! WE ARE THE WARLORDS!!!" Then the three Warlords walk out of the camera shot.
Grant Heilman: "The warlords are no doubt a team on a mission. Whenever they get a title shot, whether it be against Bruiser and Hulkman or even the Nerf herders, it will be one hot ticket. Now let's go to the ring."
Zambula w/Keldor Akbar vs Bruiser
Going with the Joe Louis boxing theme, the tale of the tape has Bruiser at 6'8 285lbs and Zambula standing at 6'3 430lbs. Once the match starts Bruiser and Zambula lock up as if they were sworn enemies. It doesn't take long for both men to start bleeding from the flying fist. Akbar demands that Zambula stop throwing fists and start using his Judo moves. Bruiser immediately becomes frustrated because he can no longer get to Zambula. While trying to grapple Zambula, Bruiser and gets thrown again, again, and yet again. Then the 400lb plus Zambula starts doing round-house kicks and even flips to attack Bruiser.
The frustrated Bruiser has seen enough and leaves the ring after only five minutes into the match. He returns with a steel chair and smashes Zambula across the head!!! The scars on his forehead all tear open as blood runs down Zambula's face. Juco Jones calls for the bell as Zambula is awarded the victory. If Zambula wishes to team back up with Kalama this showing could possibly get them a SWA World Tag Team title shot.The match turned out to be the blood fest that everyone was expecting. By the end, Bruiser was left very upset and frustrated. Zambula on the other hand wasn't even phased by the chair to the head. Looks like the "Madman from Sudan" has found his confidence.
********Interview with the SWA GLOW Champion Raquel Rack
*******************
Raquel: "Hello Larry. How are you doing today?"
Larry David: "Thank you Raquel, I'm doing just fine. So how does it feel to take MPW wrestling in the SWA from warm-up matches to immediately wrestling in the main event? No woman has ever had the ability to pull off such a feat before in any federation.''
Raquel smiles: "I don't know. I guess I was just in the right place at the right time. Being a hometown favorite put the fans on my side and I had management in my corner. That was two huge breaks for me, right there. Then Tawny Tempest had a off night against me when she gave me a shot at the GLOW title. That alone raised everyone's expectations of me. I feel like I've caught lightning in a bottle. I'm just going to enjoy the ride as long as it lasts."
Larry David: "Speaking of lightning you have totally taken this federation by storm. So what's next for you, Raquel? Will you ever consider becoming someone's valet or go into tag team action and go after the MPW World Tag Team Belts held by Hillz and Wood. You sure took down Wood with ease in your first title defense."
Raquel: "Hollie Wood was just having an off night."
David smiles and cuts her off: "Everyone can't have an off night. You gotta accept credit sometimes, Raquel."
Raquel: "Just like the Bible tells us, pride before a fall. I don't want to fall anytime soon."
Larry David: "Raquel, you are one of the nicest people I have had the opportunity and privilege to meet in my lifetime. You are also in my opinion too humble and meek so I will go on record saying this. If any of you ladies watching right now wanna wrestle Tecmessa for the MPW World Heavyweight Title in a unannounced title match thrown in a show somewhere like New York, go ahead. But with Raquel, you find yourself going up against her in the main event right here on All Star wrestling. Your match with her will be the center of attention. You could be one of the star attractions. Valets you need to get your men to the SWA and grow your reputation right here and you will be much better off and so will they. But the fans want to hear more about your future, Raquel. Do you have any plans for the near future?"
Raquel reluctantly responds: "I avoided your questions on purpose, Larry." She giggles and then continues "I do plan on doing some tag team matches with one of my closest friends, Morgan Steel. I don't have another title match signed just yet but I am taking on all comers. About being a valet......I wouldn't mind but nobody has asked me." Then she laughs and blushes."That's terrible isn't it?"
Larry David: "I'm sure after this interview you are gonna get more than a few offers from everybody in the business. Thank you Raquel for sharing so much of you with us. Now let's take the action back to the ring."
Jason X vs Soda Popinski
Unlike on last week's show, Jason X dominates the match. Soda Popinski is in big trouble and Jason X seems to have no intentions of going for the pin. Jason continues to choke Popinski as far as Referee Juco Jones will allow him before stopping. Then he starts all over again just choking the life out of the big man. Finally Juco Jones has seen enough and signals to Joe Lewis to ring the bell disqualifying Jason X. That, however, doesn't stop him from choking Soda Popinski, the lack of a count only stops him from letting up. Jones tries to pry the large hands of Jason off of Popinski but can't manage. Jones finds himself flying through the air from a back-hand from Jason X. The referee finds himself outside the ring crashing down onto the announcers table breaking it half.
Claw Master and German Strangler rush inside the ring to help their friend. Jason turns his attention on them and starts fighting them. It's a good thing that these two have bulked up some over the past couple of months because they need it now. They manage to get Soda away from Jason X .Then the German strangler shows Jason X what it's like to be really strangled with the help of his two partners.
Monster Mask Halloween music starts to play as the big man appears at the top of the ramp with Dr.Loomis. Loomis yells "GO!" and Monster Mask takes off running to the ring like no one has ever seen him do before. Once there, he is kicked in the head by Claw Master before entering the ring but that doesn't slow him down.Monster Mask punches Claw Master sending him to the mat. Then he picks up Soda Popinski and body slams him over the top rope onto the concrete. Then he comes up behind German Strangler and gives him a taste of his own medicine. German Strangler immediately falls to his knees.
Once Jason X regains his composure he see's Monster Mask in the ring. He goes over and pushes him against the ropes. The stunned Monster Mask releases the Strangler as he rolls out of the ring leaving the two creatures to deal with their issues. Dr.Loomis runs in between his wrestlers and yells for them to leave.Jason X pushes Loomis out of the way and the two big men start a fight against one another.
Loomis just stands outside the ring watching this unfold. Monster Mask and Jason X fight it out all over the ring . It overflows down to ringside all the way into the crowd. Then both men hit each other with steel chairs knocking one another to the ground. These two are meaner than a couple of junkyard dogs. After the fighting stops, Loomis says "Are you two finished?" As both men rub their heads they get up.Then the three men walk up the ramp together like nothing ever happened. I'm not sure we will ever know what that was about. Then the camera moves from the three men to a figure in the front row. Jack McGee is shown seated typing frantically on his laptop. I'm sure he'll have some insight on what has just transpired on the next issue of WMI.
Golden Idol & Korillean Killer vs Mike & Andy
Hill
Once the match starts, the fans continue to cheer for their guys. Even though Andy and Mike were some of the most popular wrestlers down in the KMW, here they are not welcome. The Hill brothers do have some excellent skills in the ring. Andy takes control of Golden Idol and tags Mike so they can hit him with a double elbow. Mike goes for the pin and stand-in referee, Tim Cyan, gives a really fast two count that makes the fans jeer. This happens over and over. Each time either Mike or Andy goes for a pin, Tim Cyan gives a super fast count. However anytime Golden Idol or Korillean Killer goes for the pin the referee hits an unavoidable slow count making the fans hate Mike and Andy even more.Not until Korillean Killer applied the "Matrix" would the fans be happy again. Mike submits after 8:44 into the match.
********Interview with Special Guest *******************
Grant Heilman: "We have a very special guest with us here tonight on All Star wrestling. We are honored to have Cliff Rickond join us. Tell us, Mr.Rickond, what did you think about the last match? Would you be interested in signing the Hill brothers to a contract in Japan?"
Rickond: "The Hills are currently the KMW Mid-South Tag Team Champions. Even though they put in a good effort here tonight, it's clear they need more training to wrestle at the next level. I'm sure we will be seeing them again somewhere in the future. They were unable to process the fans turning them heel at a moments notice and were incapable of running with it. Tim Cyan saw what was happening and fed into it, putting the Hills into an even more awkward position. He raised the bar against them even more with his fast and slow counts. Wrestling is 90% above the shoulders and unfortunately for the Hill brothers, they only have one tool in their toolbox." Rickond continues as he straightens his tie. " I'm not here to look at the Hills though. I'm interested in someone else and before you ask I'm not at liberty to discuss anything about it due to legal responsibilities."
Grant Heilman: "No one would argue you are a master at finding talent. I'm surprised this is the first time we caught you at a show."
Rickond: "Trust me this isn't my first time seeing an SWA show live. Right now we are undergoing changes in Japan and I am just trying to get a jump start on things to come."
Grant Heilman: "OK fans, you heard it right here on All Star wrestling. Things are getting shook up in Japan. Now let's go back to the ring."
Warlords (Viking & Falcon) vs Maximus &
Brakus
*********************MAIN EVENT******************
Mid West Heavyweight Title Match
Skeleton Skinner vs Fire Master - Champion
Once the match starts, Skeleton Skinner has a hard time moving the champ around. Fire Master holds his ground as he hits Skinner over the back with massive forearms to the back. Master throws Skinner into the ropes but Skinner comes back with a leaping body block that sends the big man to the canvas and he gets tangled up into the ropes.Tim Cyan can't get Fire Master loose as Skeleton Skinner does something unexpected. Instead of attacking Fire Master he demands a count be started. Fire Master tries to get up but seems to really be stuck in the ropes. Tim Cyan gives the count as Fire Master finally gets free but before he can get up Cyan reaches ten and calls for the bell.
Skeleton Skinner just won the Mid West heavyweight title despite the disgust of the fans. In his deep deep voice Fire Master pleads with the referee"How can I loose by count out? This is not boxing." As Skeleton Skinner leaves the ring he points to Fire Master showing the special guest bell ringer Joe Louis that Fire Master has just disrespected boxing. In anger, Joe raises Skeleton Skinner's hand and the fans start to throw empty coke cups and paper at them. The show goes off with Joe Louis and Skeleton Skinner running out of the arena.
All-Star Studios - Madison,Wisconsin
Friday, August 20, 2010
At the podium Grant Heilman and Larry David are seated at a large desk that angles around like a large L shape. With three microphones seated on the podium, two in front for the announcers and one on the side for a guest to use. A big screen hangs on the wall behind them. The ring is placed about thirty feet away from the announcers with the fans seated on the far rear side of the squared circle.
Grant Heilman speaks first" Welcome to All-Star wrestling. What a great show we had at "Clash of the Titans". Frankenstein came so close to winning the SWA World Heavyweight Title from Rick Rack.We also have new World Tag team champions as Bruiser and Hulkman win the titles in, bar none, the most gruesome match in wrestling history. And we can't leave out our hometown hero Raquel Rack(when Heilman says her name the fans erupt) because she is the new G.L.O.W. champion.Just a unbelievable show, David."
Larry David" There's no doubt that Clash of the Titans was a huge success, Grant. And for the fans of the Warlords, there is no need to worry. These are some of the toughest individuals the world has ever seen, and as of yesterday they have all three been released from the hospital and are doing fine now.Falcon was actually released Tuesday morning the day after the Clash.We also have some news concerning the building we are using tonight. You wanna tell the fans more about that, Grant?"
Grant Heilman responds" Sure thing, Larry.The Spectacular Wrestling Association comes to you tonight from it's newest building, All-Star Studios.This studio is similar to the PWA's Atlanta studio in the lower portions of Omni-Slash Arena. The SWA owners just purchased the abandoned structure formerly known as Kobert Arena here in Madison,Wisconsin and was able to renovated it due to the recent success of the federation.. Finally complete the former Kobert Arena was most notably remembered for the assembly of the MPW's Four Monarchs back in May of 2008."
Larry David" That's right, Grant. This building holds some significant wrestling history. And now let's go to the video screen where we have word from Jim Stodds Sr."
Then the camera switches to the monitor behind the two announcers. An image of Jim Stodds Sr.appears. He's wearing a green suit standing in a SWA office with a big picture of himself, Rick Brown and Tim Rack smiling holding the SWA World Heavyweight belt with the words "It's a new day" over them, now he begins to speak"As promised to family, friends and fans, I have brought a major wrestling federation to the state of Wisconsin. And it's not just gonna be a flash in the pan like years past. We just spent a lot of resources to get All-Star Studios the way we wanted it and we will be using this facility on a regular basis. I'm so proud to be affiliated with this organization. Also on behalf of the owners Tim Rack,Rick Brown and myself we would personally like to welcome SWA's newest major stock holder, Doug Lee, who the fans will remember as the blood-covered stand in referee from "Clash of the Titans". He proved to everyone he is ready to do whatever it takes to help make our territory the best it can possibly be. Not only will we be traveling here in Madison,Wisconsin on a regular basis but Doug has opened doors to take the SWA into Chicago. It is such a big deal for us to visit Chicago and have shows in the classic Powerdome. Also the television station WGN has decided to carry us in prime time and will broadcast us side by side with the pro basketball,football,hockey and both baseball teams representing Chicago.In honor of the recent breakthrough we will be adding a new tag team title to the SWA in the near future in honor of the city embracing our Federation.I want to thank everybody involved and to all our loyal fans who are with us week in and week out. Enjoy today's show, everyone." Then the scene goes back to Heilman and David.
Grant Heilman" The SWA is now the only major wrestling territory carried by two major networks.We may have to stop calling ourselves the Minnesota wrestling if this keeps up."
Larry David"So true, Grant. Our Minnesota wrestling is really starting to branch out. So without further delay let's give the fans what they really want......LETS GO TO THE RING!"
Kalama w/Keldor Akbar vs Jack Roper
Jack Roper is almost as tall as Kalama but is outweighed by over 150lbs. Kalama shows a new style of wrestling as Keldor has shown him a new way to approach his matches . Before, Kalama relied on throwing his opponents around using power chops to the head. Tonight Kalama took hold of Roper in a aggressive style using arm bars and simple wrestling maneuvers to control Roper. In a very short amount of time the wild man from Uganda has become a excellent technical wrestler.
Around the five minute mark Jack Roper get's a reverse arm bar taking Kalama to the ground. Kalama get's very angry and grabs Roper with his other arm by the hair and slings him onto the mat and starts chopping away at his head like it was a melon. New SWA referee Juco Jones calls for the bell as Roper is out. Keldor raises his Havok Staff and Kalama stops hitting the defeated opponent. Then with a look of shame Kalama exits the ring as Keldor remains silent.
********Interview with Keldor Akbar *******************
Keldor Akbar is seated at the podium with Kalama standing behind him" Yes Grant, you are a witness today to the formation of the greatest Army in the history of professional wrestling. MY ARMY ARISE!!!"......then Zambula the Slicer walks out. After him it's big Frankenstein who steps out and stands there for a minute and then makes his way over to the podium to stand with Kalama and Zambula. Then Toxic Avenger comes out holding his mop. As the fans are looking at the point where the other wrestlers have appeared the next member repels from the rafters into the ring......Grimlok!!! The fans are amazed, not to mention this makes great television. Akbar says "And what's an army without soldiers?" Then the Mad Soldiers sprint out to join the group!!!
Heilman is stunned."Absolutely, this is one powerful Army Keldor."
Akbar responds" Everyone here was hand picked by me and each member is here to serve a particular service."Then out walks German Strangler,Claw Master and Soda Popinski. As soon as Akbar see's them he shouts"GET OUT OF HERE YOU WASHED UP HAS BEENS!!! I TOLD YOU BEFORE I DON'T NEED YOUR SERVICES!!! My God, people ..............don't they get it?"
The three men stand there anyway like they really want to talk to Akbar in the worst way. Then Toxic Avenger,Grimlok, and the Mad Soldiers are told to take care of it. So they run them out of the studio.Kalama and Zambula are ordered to exit with him and Frankenstein out the opposite direction.
Larry David says" Keldor's Army will be a true force here in the SWA. Now let's get back to the ring to see Mr.Steel take on T Hawk."
Mr. Steel vs T-Hawk
Before Mr.steel can leave the ring the Sickness intercepts him. Skeleton Skinner extends a hand to Mr.Steel and says" Welcome to the SWA my friend. Around here it's good to have friends." Mr.Steel looks at Skeleton Skinner,Muscle Massacre and Bone Breaker......Dr.Teeth walks out at that point. Then Mr.Steel smiles and grabs a microphone from Juco Jones." You know, Skinner, that's a nice offer. But I got a question for you. By joining your crew would that mean I would always be under you? I mean I'm pretty sure I'm a better wrestler than you." Skeleton Skinner pulls his hand back as Steel continues," I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Mr.Wicks back in New York, Keldor at the Clash and Goovachi down in Atlanta. I don't bargain. I wrestle for me and when I make it to the top nobody will be there to say they helped me. Dr.Teeth and I are just now gaining the respect we've long deserved and I tell you one thing nobody's gonna take that from us now!" Dr.Teeth jumps inside the ring and hi fives Mr.Steel.
Skeleton Skinner in anger and embarrassment shouts" YOU WILL REGRET THIS STEEL! AND THAT'S A PROMISE. Let's get outta here boys.
Mad Soldiers w/Keldor Akbar vs Storm Shadow & Snake Eyes
Over at the podium Keldor Akbar takes a seat beside David and Heilman at the guest microphone. "Did you guys see that little girl dancing?"Larry and Grant nod yes to him with big smiles on their faces " That's what makes this business so much fun....moments like that.You know I've followed both these teams for years while I was in the Kentucky territory. I believe if these two teams would have met a year ago the Mad Soldiers might have been in big trouble. But today with the Mad Soldiers on fire and Shadow & Eyes starting to fade to black things are different." Grant Heilman responds " That's true the Mad Soldiers have really become a force in the world of wrestling but I wouldn't underestimate their opponents here today." Then Larry David cuts in with commentating on the match." Looks like Storm Shadow has decided to take back his respect. Oh my, a flying dragon kick to the head of Iron soldier!"
Then as the match progresses the Nerf Herders make their way out to the podium. Xerxes points his finger in Akbar's face and says" Let me to tell you something,the next time your players look at us the way they did the other night, we are gonna tear them apart. You are their pimp right? So let them know they need to be keepin their eyes on the down low when we are hitting cause they will find it hard to walk after we get through with them." Keldor smacks the big Xerxes hand out of his face and say's."You puppets are playing right into our hands and don't even know it." Xerxes says"Touch me again and I will break your fingers." Larry David says"Come on guys be nice."
Then without warning Big Swan gets bumped from behind.It's Frankenstein!!! Big Swan hesitates for a second as Kalama, Zambula,Toxic Avenger and Grimlok are seen making their way to Keldor. The outnumbered Nerf Herders quickly make their retreat. As they leave, Xerxes says "Remember what we said Akbar! "
Back inside the ring this match has been better than anyone could've imagined. Both teams going back and forth with each other .But now with every member of the Keldor Army standing at ringside Referee Juco Jones has to be very careful to watch everything.Snake Eyes is currently being beaten in the Mad Soldiers corner with the two fearless wrestlers tagging in and out with one another. Frankenstein and Grimlok go to the corner where Storm Shadow is standing. Juco Jones immediately confronts the two wrestlers and tells them to leave. Once he starts arguing with them Toxic Avenger runs over and get's involved as well. Then instead of a loaded tennis racket to help the Mad Soldiers like back in the CWI days it's a heavy Havok Staff. Once Referee Jones gets the men outside the ring to leave that corner he turns to find Muscle Soldier sitting on the chest of Snake Eyes. The Mad Soldiers get the victory tonight by pinfall going 2-0 in the SWA.
Brass Knuckles Heavyweight Title Match
Ivan Drago w/Manuel Vega & Ludmilla vs Monster Mask w/Dr. Loomis - Champion
He has been in some top matches just like Monster Mask with both men going up against Mr.Fashion this February in the HWF for the feds top belt at the time. As Drago wait's on Monster Mask, Ludmilla is having a hard time with the fans yelling back and forth with them. You can hear some of the fans calling her Big Bird.Manuel Vega is screaming very loudly what sounds like instruction for Drago in Russian. When Drago came out he already had a good sweat going as you can tell he has been prepping for this fight for the past couple of hours.
Then the Halloween theme begins to play as Dr.Loomis comes to the ring with...................... Jason X ? Dr. Loomis comes to the podium and explains to Grant Heilman ,Larry David and the fans of Monster Mask that he couldn't make it tonight but they are still gonna defend his TV title with Jason X filling in using the "Warlord rule".Before the match starts Jim Stodds Sr. comes out to get Dr. Loomis and they exit the studio. Larry David says"Looks like somebody may be in some big trouble tonight." The camera follows the two men all the way to the main offices but the door is slammed behind them after they enter. Before the door closed you could see Tim Rack and Rick Brown waiting inside.On the way back Frankenstein,Grimlok,Toxic Avenger,Iron Soldier,Muscle Soldier,Kalama,Zambula and Keldor are all standing in the hallway outside of their dressing room looking on.
As the match starts it is clear Jason X is distracted and his mind isn't on the match. Ivan Drago throws punch after punch doing significant damage to the stand-in TV Champ.Then Drago throws the big man into the ropes and catches him with a big right cross to his temple on the side of his head that sends him falling to the mat.One, two, three .....Juco Jones calls for the bell in the fastest match of the night.We have a new SWA Brass Knuckles Television Heavyweight Champion. But the belt isn't there for Ivan to take with him. Manuel Vega heads up to the offices to find out whats going on as Ivan and Ludmilla leave the arena. Ivan Drago remains emotionless but Ludmilla is very excited and it shows!!!
This is the second time this year Monster Mask has failed to show up for a match. After missing a six man tag match against the Mat Maniacs. That stunt left Rip Roper alone to get beat up very badly that night. After that, Monster Mask's contract was terminated by the HWF front office. Hopefully there is good reason for what happened here tonight. I'm sure Rack, Brown, Stodds and Lee will get to the bottom of this very quickly!
********Interview with Hollie Wood before her match *******************
Hollie Wood responds" Thank you Mr. David sir. I hate to travel alone but I got my best friend Bit Bit with me and my bestest friend Bevurlee let me bring Mr.Tinkerbell to keep us company. You see Bit Bit is a Maltese Lacey. That means I payed a lot of money for him cause I'm like rich and stuff. Mr. Tinkerbell is just a chihuahua but since my bestest friend payed double price for her that makes her double better than every body else's dog........you got any gum David...or is it Larry? Why do you have two first names and stuff? That's weird.Now where do I keep my friends?" Then Wood walks off searching for a dog sitter before the match begins without letting David get a question in sideways. She hands her dogs to the three girls in the front row that were dancing earlier in the show. The oldest daughter says"I hope you lose." and the crowd hears her say that and starts to laugh.Then Hollie tries to take the dogs back but the youngest of the girls starts to scream really loud so Wood just let's them be.
*********************MAIN EVENT******************
Great Lakes Open Women's Title Match
Hollie Wood vs Racquel Rack - Champion
Hollie has just crossed a line with Raquel and doesn't even realize it with those words disrespecting not only her fans but friends and family. Raquel rips into Hollie with attacks from every direction running her out of the ring.Then Raquel climbs to the top rope and the fans go wild in the studio.One poster in the crowd says "Raquel is the Sexiest of the Sexy People". Another says'' One Million Years SWA" Then Hollie finally gets back in the ring but is ran out three more times. Finally the match gets started and it's clear Wood has a lot of wrestling skill. But so does her opponent!!! She quickly finds herself in the turnbuckle with Rack standing with her feet on the second set of ropes coming down with hard punches to the head.With every punch from Raquel the fans respond with a loud sound effect in the background. This match was slotted in the main event at the last minute thanks to Doug Lee's first big executive decision with the backing of Tim Rack. So far this man can do no wrong.And so far this has turned out to be one of the best matches the fans of the SWA have ever seen, period!!!
Hollie Wood had never seen the wrestling style of Rack's before tonight. Every time Hollie makes a move Raquel is there to counter. Hollie Wood throws Raquel into the ropes in an attempt to flip her when she returned. But instead Raquel was able to stop in front of Hollie and put her in a front facelock while trapping the arm closest to Hollie's body. (She executed that hold so fast only the instant replay could capture it in detail after the match). Then Raquel proceeds in the facelock to spin her body opposite of Wood, continuing to spin with the hold intact. Rack started the move from a standing position but for more impact she went to a kneeling position and that was when Hollie Wood tapped out instantly. That move is what Raquel calls the Rack-n-Roll. The fans go wild once Hollie Wood taps out and they start chanting" Raquel Rules,Raquel Rules" over and over again! Then in a first for wrestling history the fans actually rush the ring and pick up Raquel and carry her out into the parking lot outside of the All-Star Studios.Then the show goes off with the camera view in the streets of downtown Madison.
CLASH OF THE TITANS
Saint Cloud,Minnesota -Iron Dome
August 9, 2010
SWA Great Lakes Women's Open Title Match
Racquel Rack vs Tawny Tempest - Champion
Tawny Tempest makes her way to the ring now wearing her G.L.O. belt! Tempest is beefy with her power lifting background and tonight she plans on using those weapons to take out her opponent. But Tawny is in for a Rack surprise as Racquel has watched the family business her entire life and now it's her turn to shine in the spotlight.. With every power move by the champion Rack turns it into a negative against Tempest. Racquel made Tawny look a bit clumsy in this one before getting the pin and taking her G.L.O. title!!! When Tempest faced Tecmessa on Star Night back in February that match went down to the wire. Tonight Racquel just seemed to toy with Tawny. One things for sure Racquel Rack is a new force in the MPW that I don't think anybody saw coming!!!
********After the match - in Tim Rack's office*******************
Mid West Tag Team Title Match
Buzzard & Vulture vs Nerf Herders - Champions
I think most people expected to see the Nerf Herders run right threw Buzzard and Vulture in another dominating performance but that was not to be. Buzzard and Vulture come flying off the top rope time after time catching both Xerxes and Big Swan several times!!! While the Nerf Herders brawled their way back nobody notices the two figures that come down to the interviewers table. Big Swan has had enough throwing Buzzard out of the ring although he lands on his feet and jumps right back into the ring! But when he comes back into the ring he get's Gorilla press slammed by Big Swan and so does Vulture as he ran into the ring. The Nerf Herders continue to build a comeback.But it is short lived as Buzzard starts his hi flying moves. But this time as he climbs to the top rope,Xerxes pitches a pair of FAIL knuckles to Big Swan who catches Buzzard mid air with a devastating punch in the temple that lays him out. Then a quick pin with his right hand hidden from Doug Lee he gets the three count. Xerxes had to run in to stop Vulture from breaking up the pin. The Nerf Herders get a successful title defense here at the Clash of the Titans.
As the Nerf Herders leave the ring the Mad Soldiers are standing at ringside beside Rick Brown who is commentating alongside Grant Heilman. Iron Soldier and Muscle Soldier are standing with their arms crossed just stairing at the Nerf Herders with contempt. Xerxes says"You got a problem?" as he walks away from them. The Mad Soldiers just smile after they let it be known that the Mad Solders will be coming after the Nerf Herders in the future.
********Interview with the SWA's newest manager*******************
Keldor Akbar-"Yes of coarse. I am very enthralled to be here in Minnesota. It's an honor to be apart of the Spectacular Wrestling Association.I have followed it since the doors opened here in Minnesota. Like you were saying I have spent the past 24 months with the independent circuit, Kentucky Mountain Wrestling. Since arriving here in the United States two years ago I have had excelled. Right now we have built up the KMW to well over 100 competitive wrestlers trying to make it to one of the six major federations.So on top of managing wrestlers I also did scouting and development for the new wrestlers down in Kentucky.Oh yes and don't forget the HWF just signed Dynamite Tommy from KMW as well and that's Western U.S.A..
Grant Heilman -"So can you tell us which wrestlers you've decided to manage here in Minnesota?"
Keldor Akbar-"Kalama the Ugandan Giant is my sole project at this time.. I went out of my way to get here after hearing how Kalama's old manager deserted him."
Grant Heilman-"So have you managed to talk with any of the other wrestlers from the former Goovachi Horde? Or guys like Dr.Teeth And Mr.Steel or even the Mad Soldiers?."
Keldor Akbar-" These things take time you see. But I will be putting together a stable that will be a true force and not just a group of guys needing help. In Syria where I am from we have a saying.......secrets are only a secret if you don't tell..HA!."
Brass Knuckles Heavyweight Title Match
Grimlok vs Monster Mask w/Dr. Loomis - Champion
But Grimlok is not one to be overlooked with athleticism to go with his strength. Grimlok is another hi flier in the SWA. With Grimlok hitting Monster Mask with several devestating moves nothing seems to effect Dr. Loomis's dark souled monster in the ring.Special stand in referee Doug Lee has a very difficult time keeping these two under control. Things don't get any easier for Lee as Toxic Avenger is seen at the top of the ramp leading to the ring holding his trusty mop.He is at ringside in moments watching the match from the floor.
Apparently Jason X doesn't like Toxic Avenger's new position so he to shows up at the top of the ramp. Jason stand's behind Dr.Loomis for insurance purposes for Monster Mask. If you recall Monster Mask,Jason X and Toxic Avenger recently made the cover of WMI. It was the first cover that represented the SWA and that magazine sold out in Minnesota,Wisconsin,Illinois,Michigan,California and some parts of Canada within hours of it's release!!! It was second on the all-time best sellers list right behind the PWA's Wasteland Warriors WMI cover mag that came out in February of this year.
Back in the ring Monster Mask continues to pound on Grimlok. Then Monster Mask picks the disoriented Grimlok up over his shoulder and packs him all the way up to the top rope. Then in one motion both wrestlers fly toward the center of the ring as Grimlok is on the receiving end of the "Monster Mash". Then Monster Mask get's the pin as Doug Lee calls for the bell after the three count. In an incredible match I can't believe we had a clean ending.Toxic Avenger goes in to help Grimlok as Monster Mask,Jason X and Dr.Loomis head back to the dressing room. Another big time win for Monster Mask tonight.
Mid West Heavyweight Title Match
Mr. Steel vs Fire Master - Champion
Straight punches to the throat,elbows to the kidneys and continued punishment from Mr.Steel over and over takes it's toll on Fire Master as he finally falls to the mat.This is absolutely not a B-show tonight with every match at the Clash of the Titans keeping the fans on edge! The 7'4 Fire Master takes another bump to hit the mat as his arms get tangled up in the ropes this time leaving the giant open for attack.At the moment Mr. Steel looks like a wrestler gone from Jobber, to Jobber to the stars, to now a legitimate SWA superstar after continuous punishment to the tangled Fire Master.
On cue Bon Fire and Fire Mask come down to the ring. They start yelling at Mr.Steel to distract him so Fire Master can get up. Mr. Steel points at the two mask men and challenges them as well. Fire Master calls for his guys to enter the ring and help him. They rush Mr.Steel in the ring forcing Referee Doug Lee to call for Fire Master's disqualification. Mr. Steel get's the victory but not the belt like he so desperately wanted. If this wouldv'e been a cage match Mr.Steel would've walked out of the ring the new SWA Mid West Heavyweight Champion. I have a feeling this war isn't over just yet.
SWA World Tag Team Title Match
Bruiser & Hulkman vs Warlords(Viking & Tall Titan) -
Champions
All Viking and Tall Titan's fresh cuts and gashes made for the bloodiest match in wrestling history. Viking's fists turned out to be a little more dangerous on this night.It still had hundreds of tiny pieces of broken glass inside it. Hulkman looked like a strawberry blond with his bloody hair from punches from Viking. Viking is showing why he is one of the most dangerous wrestlers in all of professional wrestling. If Viking had an interest in singles competition you could bet Rick Rack would have to consider him as one of the top contenders for his SWA World Heavyweight Title.
As the match moves forward Bruiser and Hulkman finally gain control of the match as most of the Warlords attacks seem to hurt themselves as much as it damages their opponents. The challengers double team Tall Titan in their corner. Tagging back and forth it is clear Bruiser and Hulkman are one of the best tag teams in wrestling bar none! Viking keeps coming back into the ring over and over to try and stop the beating on Tall Titan but fill in Referee Dough Lee keeps ordering him back out.Anthony Engle who was on call for the military got shipped out this week to team back up with the Green Lateran Corps posted in the Middle East. Tonight Co-Owner Dough Lee decided to get close to the action. Although I don't think he counted on getting blood all over his clothes in the process. Meanwhile Bruiser and Hulkman beat Tall Titan with a steel chain they had brought to the ring for just such an occasion. Then Bruiser throws Tall Titan into the ropes and hits him with his finishing move the Flying Knee drop he like's to call the "West Texas Touchdown". Bruiser goes for the pin but Viking comes in to stop it.
After some more punishment from Bruiser, Tall Titan manages to roll over to tag Viking. Bruiser can't stop the tag for slipping in the blood covered ring.Dough Lee has to hold on to the rope to stand up. This match however simply can't go on any longer as Lee calls for the bell because it's obvious Viking and Tall Titan both have lost dangerous amounts of blood. Even though Bruiser and Hulkman are cut all over their faces the majority of blood has come from the champions. So Dough Lee raises the hands of Bruiser and Hulkman along with the SWA World Tag Team belts!!! The Warlords are to weak to be upset as both men lay on their backs in puddles of blood til the EMS workers rush to get them for a second trip to the ER in as many days. This is only the second title Bruiser & Hulkman have managed to win.The other was the MPW International Tag team Titles they won way back when on May 18th,2008 defeating none other than the Warlords!!!
**************** It takes a few minutes to assemble the cage until the main event. It also buy's time for some grips to come down and clean the blood out of the ring while there is time. One Chinese man finds a gold tooth as he cleans the ring apron.Stained red will be as good as it gets for tonight's main event as things are now set to go.*************
*********************MAIN EVENT******************
SWA World Heavyweight Title Match
Frankenstein vs Rick Rack - Champion
Once Frankenstein is settled inside the cage "Smooth Operator" plays over the speakers.Rick Rack comes to the ring wearing a big robe that drags way behind him. Cathy Condrey and Alondra Rickond are carrying the ends so they don't drag the floor to much. Once to the ring he kisses both woman on the check and they turn and go back to the dressing room. Then Rack enters the cage with the beast known as Frankenstein. Doug Lee lays the rules out for the two wrestlers. "First one out of the cage or to get the pinfall wins the match."
Once the bell rings these two are all business. Rack goes to work on the big man. Many of the fans are cheering both ways during the match. Rack has a hard time controlling the strength of the big wrestler. Frankenstein likes to throw Rack back up into the air against the cage. Prof of that is he does it over and over again. Rack claims to have weighed in just over 250lbs but he looks more like he is in his 220's for this match. Frankenstein has to stop the agile Rack several times from climbing over the cage and out of the ring.
These two go on for over 45 minutes of none-stop wrestling action. The fans have been waiting for this all summer!!! Right at the three hour mark of the show Rick Rack finally gets free of Frankenstein knocking him down along with referee Doug Lee and goes to climb over the cage. Once at the top just as he was about to make his decent to the floor he is met with a chair gliding threw the air. It hits Rack right in the head and that knocks him off the cage back onto the mat. SKELETON SKINNER has shown his ugly face here at "Clash of the Titans" throwing chairs at the champ!!! The fans scream with anger at the leader of the Sickness!!! Now Rack is out in the center of the ring ,Frankenstein decides to pick the SWA World champion up. Then grabbing Rack at the waist he does what he calls the "Frankensteiner" and puts Rick Rack almost threw the ring.Finally Doug Lee get's back up to make the three count and calls for the bell.
The SWA World Heavyweight Title is handed to Frankenstein as he celebrates in a huge victory. Then Rick Brown goes over and has a talk with Doug Lee. Rick Brown then addresses the crowd."Ladies and gentlemen winner by disqualification and still SWA World Heavyweight Champion...Rick Rack!!!" They try to get the belt back from Frankenstein but he is very upset. He grabs one side of the massive cage and rocks it back and forth with tremendous force. The show goes off with Frankenstein destroying the steel cage as Rick Rack,Doug Lee and Rick Brown look on from outside the cage. Skeleton Skinner,Muscle Massacre and Bone Breaker are all seen standing at the top of the ramp as the camera zooms over the crowd as the shows goes off.
Saint Cloud,Minnesota -Iron Dome
Sunday - August 8, 2010
Mad Soldiers vs Jack Roper & Joe Pooloka
Fire Giants(Fire Mask & Bon Fire) vs Bart
Wood & Robert Lemp
********Interview with SWA Brass Knuckles Television Champion Monster Mask
w/Dr.Loomis*******************
Dr.Loomis-"We are glad to be here,now can you hurry this along?PLEASE!!!"
Rick Brown-"Sure thing Doctor,do you suppose I could have a word with the man behind the mask?
Dr.Loomis-"Are you insane,I told you before the interview that he will only communicate threw me.Did you think I was joking?"
Rick Brown-"Absolutely not but I still gotta job to do.I hope you understand.So Monster Mask you got a title defense coming up Monday night versus Grimlok.How do you feel about him?"As Brown says Grimlok's name you can hear Monster Mask start to grunt and make strange breathing noises.
Dr.Loomis-"Ok we've been here long enough.Come along Monster Mask we must go now."Then Rick Brown talks over the Loomis." Some say there is a real monster under.............?"Loomis reaches around and smacks the microphone out of Brown's hand before he continues to exit his Monster.
Golden Idol & Korillean Killer vs Joe Timms &
Oscar Rogers
********Interview with NEW SWA World Heavyweight Champion Rick
Rack*******************
Rick Rack-"Well Grant ,It just feels right you know. And as for them jerks with the NWL coming up in here this week trying to bring certain sanctions and rules saying we all must follow acting like they was Hitler or something. They tried to tell me I couldn't be crowned SWA World Heavyweight champion. Well my father sent them packing on the first train outta town.We don't need to be sanctioned threw the NWL to be successful. I'm glad we are independent now.Look for Minnesota wrestling to explode with fans and new talent especially when NWL board members funnel all the talent straight to us here in Minnesota.I knew my father was smart but he is a freaking genus.
Grant Heilman-"Some people have labeled you as cocky and overconfident.Do you feel that you may be underestimating Frankenstein in your first title defense.?"
Rick Rack-"Look Heilman I'm 6'3 251lbs of solid talent and skill.Don't think I'm gonna lose to some overgrown giant that don't even know what's really at stake.Rack is back and don't you forget it baby!"
Grant Heilman-"Oh my Rack is back indeed as he officially became the new SWA world Heavyweight Champion today,now let's head back to the ring.................
Mid West Tag Team Title Match
Spartans(Tore & Kore) vs Nerf Herders(Xerxes & Big Swan)
*********************MAIN EVENT******************
Mid West Heavyweight Title Match
Fire Master vs Toxic Avenger
Saint Cloud,Minnesota -Iron Dome
July 14, 2010
As the show starts clips from last week's show come on. It's Rack pushing Golden Idol under the ring and taking his goggles.Then he jumps into the ring laying down acting hurt and here comes Xerxes.Oh my Rack get's the big man with a neck breaker and gets the pinfall...............then the show starts.
B'yonca Barnes vs Corvette Summers
Fire Giants (Fire Master,Fire Mask & Bon Fire) vs Joe
Lightfoot,Jack Roper & Bart Wood
Brass Knuckles Television Title Match
Larry LeMon vs Monster Mask w/Dr.Loomis - Champion
Golden Idol & Korillean Killer vs Ray Rapp & Barry Walker
********Interview with Mid West Champion Rick Rack *******************
Ivan Drago w/ Manuel Vega and Ludmilla vs Robert Lemp
Nerf Herders (Xerxes & Big Swan) vs Storm Shadow & Snake Eyes
Jason X w/Dr Loomis vs Rick Amato,Joe Timms & Oscar Rogers
*********************MAIN EVENT******************
Frankenstein vs Skeleton Skinner
Saint Cloud,Minnesota -Iron Dome
June 26, 2010
Sierra & Hayley vs Chelsea & Cathrine
Garn vs Kutchek
SWA Brass Knuckles Television Title Match
Monster Mask w/Dr.Loomis-Champion vs Kinni Kuman
Titania vs Christie Monterio
********Interveiw with SWA Mid West Champion Rick Rack with Golden Idol and Korillean Killer*******************
Nerf Herders(Xerxes & Big Swan) vs Golden Idol & Korillean Killer
Ivan Drago w/ Manuel Vega and Ludmilla vs Puma
*********************MAIN EVENT******************
WMI World Heavyweight Title Match
Silverdog-Champion vs Claw Master w/Trek Goovachi
Iron Dome in St.Cloud,Minnesota
June 19, 2010
SWA Great Lakes Women's Open Title Match
Tawny Tempest vs Alondra Rickond
SWA Brass Knuckles Television Title Match
Monster Mask w/Dr.Loomis vs Spiker Savage w/Mary Beth
SWA Midwest Tag Team Title Match
Bruiser & Hulkman vs Warlords(Viking & Falcon)
8 MAN BATTLE ROYAL
Jason X | Grimlok| Toxic Avenger| Korillean Killer| Muscle Massacre| Ivan Drago| Jungle Warrior
| Fire Master
*************Main EVENT************
SWA Midwest Heavyweight Title Match
Rick Rack vs Frankenstein