SPONSOR
A POINT
All you generous punters
out there could donate £1 for every point Dynamo get in the league
this year....so let's see.... that would have cost you £11
so far this year
SPONSOR A GOAL?
OK , everyone knows that
even the worst teams in the league score a few goals here and there so
how about 20p every time they rustle the onion bag. Yes please vicar this
season we've reeled in a whopping £6.40
for their efforts!
WHAT ABOUT SOME REAL
MONEY?
Allright, allright let's
get realistic. How about convincing the men in suits up at Holmes Park
to donate 10% of all fines from players with the name Jackson to the fund..............
Aye up lad we're onto a winner 'ere - slap £324.57
in the kitty!
NOW WE'RE COOKING
Let's ask for a fiver from
all the 'charming, wonderful, spiffing' local residents every time a match
gets called off up at Nobbs Hill? ...... now let me get my sums right
....... last year that adds up to seventeen waterlogged pitches,
three not enough players and a couple of England matches on telly multiplied
by seven millionaire neighbours equals...er....urm.......hrm.......£110
MORE CASH NEEDED!
OK desperation measures
now, putting the price of beer in the clubhouse up to £1.30 and selling
the entire squad should raise another £17.85
leaving us with a running total of......
......
leaving a shortfall of £199,530
and 18 pence... ARE THERE ANY MILLIONAIRES OUT THERE? |
