"If there's gonna be 5 guys, we should be called 5Gether"
"I have this dream that I don't tell many people about and that's to own a sea doo. And I'm gonna get one too because I plan to make a butt load of money with this."-Chad(Noah)
-"How much is a butt load?"-Doug (Kevin Farley)
-"A thousand dollars I base this on the fact that once I fit 5 dollars up my butt. and well not to brag or nothin but I think that I could fit way more up there. way more. easy"-Chad(Noah)
"I really don't think it was right for him to joke about the darth vader costumes like that. It's offensive for all the people's families who have been killed by darth vader. the people who's human rights he's been violating for so many years. that's all"
"I guess now QT's like Michael, and the rest of us are like Jermane and Titto. But I have this theory that Jermane was way more important. because, who invented the moon walk? Jermain Who sang thriller,
Jermane. Who married Lisa Marie
It was Jermane!"
"I don't always always like him"-Chad(Noah) the 2nd time when asked if he likes his brother
"I love him always, I love him like
a brother."-Chad (Noah) the 4th time, after getting yelled at by Bob 3
times, when asked if he likes his brother
"Everyone's talking about QT's problems but I was up on that stage
in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death. and while I
was rolling around I was still trying to contribute to the group by making
as many laser noises as humanly possible"
"Do we lip sync?"-Chad (Noah) after 2gether finds out WHOA lip syncs
"I should dress like R2D2 and Doug could be Jaba the Hut. Jerry could dress like Princess Leia"
"How bout Matchbox 20...30"-Chad
(Noah) trying to come up with names
for the band
"Driving 30"-Chad(Noah) still trying to come up with band names
" WOW these things go in water?"-
Chad(Noah) when asked to ride the
sea-doo in the water for a
commercial
"Hey look you guys!! Its you! WHOA"-Chad(Noah)in the gas station when meeting WHOA
"I don't know bout you guys but
i'm calling myself someting
different"- Chad(Noah)after Doug
(Kevin Farley)comes up with the band name 2gether
"I need a young thang to keep up
with mah pace"-Lyrics Noah sings
for U+ME=US (CALCULUS)